Corona virus blues

I heard Lingerie shops were going back to basics with no frills

The children's park has said it's been swings and roundabouts for them

The pet shop is now chopped liver

Even the nudist club has said this caught them with their pants down.

Opticians are having a hard job try to see a way through this.

The cake shop's scone

Audiologists are having to play it by ear

Watchmakers reporting things are ticking over.

The linen shops have thrown in the towel

The swimming pool takings have taken a dive
Last one for me Grans night night

The hearing aid centre stated they have heard nothing about closure.

Sweet dreams, may

I’m off too. I probably won’t get to sleep thinking up more to add to the thread. Night all

The rubber ball factory is hoping to bounce back.

The electricians are looking for a light at the end of the tunnel
Morning?

Ah but my son in law’s candle making business is waxing strong!

The haberdashery thought they had things sewn up.

The bakery thought they were on a roll.

Sadly two sewage workers were- interred- last week.

The Sports shop said ' we are not on a level playing field'

The ski centre has found itself on a slippery slope.

Heinz have declared they are in the soup

Whilst Branston have admitted to being in a right old pickle.

Whilst Hellmans Mayo or may not be able to spread their business

Local equine centre isn't very stable apparently

The fish monger thinks it's a red herring

The tree surgeon didn’t twig at first, he was barking up the wrong tree.
He’s now branching out and plans to turn over a new leaf.