Corona virus blues

The grave digger's profits are dead and buried.

Astronomy funding has taken a big bang.

Architects of high rise buildings are saying their bills are sky high and they are just about scraping by.

The local farmer's disgruntled 'cos his pig's not bringing home the bacon.

The local boulangerie is now toast...

The firework manufacturer said his profits have gone up in smoke

Luckily the milkman has a lot of bottle and is keeping his business afloat .

The gymnast bent over backwards to keep her business going .

The Cooper had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find some orders. .

Unable to source wheels for their barrows, gardeners claim it's becoming a drag.

Museums say they will soon be extinct like many of their exhibits.

I must stop this, but I can't!

Theatres are putting up a poor performance and cinemas all feel the lights are dimming.

Boxing glove manufacturers are putting up a good fight.

Postal workers are ensuring everyone is getting mail delivered.

They're really pushing the envelope.

Tennis racket makers are feeling strung out and feel they have no chance of winning.

The manager of Timpsons demanded to be recognised as a key worker

The landscape gardener said no stone will be left unturned to get us out of this mess.

Even roofers cannot weather the storm.

Makers of mirrors are saying their hard work is not being reflected in their profits.

Even television retailers are finding it hard to get a clear picture.

The accountants are finding it hard to balance the books .

The tables have turned on the DJ business.

Sales of archery equipment have gone down and the retailers say they will not meet their targets.

actually my late great aunt has got a note book full of these puns..1.when you deal with the green grocer mind youe peas and cues.2.if you take a job at a footwear shop you are more likely to get the boot.3. your under taker will take anybody.4.but your hairdresser will make cutting remarks. that will do for now .got a few more though..

the doctor has lost his patience

Photographers are finding it hard to picture their future income. They have taken a snapshot of their current finances but cannot get the coming months into the frame.

Keep fit instructors are taking steps to warm up and stretch it out