Corona virus blues

Bookshop owners are keeping up with the news but are struggling to read between the lines.

Local hairdresser says her business is dy(e)ing.

It’s an uphill struggle for Sherpas to make a living at the moment, along with their ski instructor friends who report things are all going downhill for them .

He deserves it after giving his staff the sack

It’s no surprise that the coal merchant’s business has gone up in smoke.

Horologists are running out of time to save their businesses and are watching their profits tick away .

Snooker hall owner shopping in Tesco told to get to the end of the cue.

Pilots are saying the sky’s no longer the limit

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Chestnut those curtain manufacturers need to pull themselves together

Curtain manufacturers have been trying to stay open but have had to close.

The plumber’s business has gone down the drain

And the bin men have been left on the scrap heap

Sorry these are really bad but I just can’t help myself!

Sales of Chiropody diy have seen quite a rise in sales as more obey the stay home rule as they toe the line to follow guidelines.

Nail varnish is more popular than ever as many seem to be going for a more polished look.

Ear Wax Kits are flying off the shelves as so many are waxing lyrical about this great product

Lurpak sales have plunged despite trying to butter up their customers with slashed prices. They just can’t seem to scrape by.

The guttering business has seen its profits go down the drain.

The bookies said all bets on a successful year are off.

The mountaineering manufacturers are climbing walls to keep their businesses up.

The piano tuner said he's playing it by ear.

The locksmith has lost the key to success, he's had to cut and run.

Great thread. You are all brilliant!

Hartleys have said now we’re in a right b*** jam

The staff at the calendar ? company have just been told that their days are numbered.

Workers at the hosiery company have been told to pull up their socks to increase productivity or they will be out .