Corona virus blues

The local boxing club have thrown in the towel .

Travel agents say there's just nowhere to go with it

Bra manufacturers are set to go bust.

The horse racing world feel they're approaching the finishing line.

Tailors are struggling to line their pockets.

Even dentists say it leaves a nasty taste in the mouth

The psychiatrist thought it was all in the mind

With the supermarkets so busy dairy farmers are milking it for all they're worth.

The pharmacist said this is a bitter pill to swallow

The dressmaker is having to cut her coat according to her cloth .

Surfers are fearing a second wave

The local bakery has become brown bread

Farriers are now down at heel

Pubs have called closing time.

Restaurants are simply unable to feed their bank accounts.

Dyson will just have to suck up the dramatic fall in sales of their cleaners and fans and wait for it to blow over .

Meanwhile gyms are complaining that personal trainers are muscling in on the gap in the market.

Flour producers say there’s not a grain of truth in reports of shortages

Teachers have been outclassed.

Makers of microscopes say they are looking carefully at staffing levels.

Tyre company said that it hasn't been a Good Year .

Copydex company was staying glued to the news reports .

Nurofen said it was all becoming a bit of a headache .

Shoe makers are putting their best foot forward.

Abattoirs are making a killing.