Corona virus blues

On a more cheerful note the sex shop has seen a huge rise in its customers.

The local optician can't see a way through this.

Oh! The string section.

The setting section of the philharmonic orchestra declined to comment.

They didn't want to keep harping on about it.

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The local fletcher is all of a quiver

The tennis pro has taken his eye off the ball

The village bakery is toast

My hairdresser says she wants to curl up and dye

Just heard the local butcher got the chop

Dentists are down in the mouth about it.

And KwikFit staff are exhausted

Dunlop announces its workers are all tyred out

Last one

Not all bad news , combine harvester manufacturers are reaping the benefits.

But on a positive note agriculture is booming.. our local farmer is out standing in his field

The Playboy Empire has gone bust .

Pedigree Petfoods has gone to the dogs ?

Hats off to the milliner - she’s had the interest capped on the loan .

Just heard that the bakery in our village has run out of dough .

The window cleaner says it's all a pane in the glass!

I heard the dog groomer has had her finances clipped.

The tree surgeon didn’t twig at first, he was barking up the wrong tree.
He’s now branching out and plans to turn over a new leaf.

The fish monger thinks it's a red herring

Local equine centre isn't very stable apparently

Whilst Hellmans Mayo or may not be able to spread their business

Whilst Branston have admitted to being in a right old pickle.

Heinz have declared they are in the soup

The ski centre has found itself on a slippery slope.