Saturday's Maths : Miss MaryDoll's Scintillating, Seriously, Satisfying, Simple, Saturday Starter.

6

Oh I'm so glad to see you all, my favourite class. ?

276
951
438

816
357
492

Well I’m here now chewy. Telling tales.?

And I’m going to be different. I think the answer is the two test tubes in a rack. So there. So to any who think I copy that’s showing you ?

You fibber Doodle! I called for you on the way to school but you ran off because you said that you was meeting Big Jim round the back of the bike shed and he'd got some Woodbines for you. Ner ner na ner ner! I wouldn't have split on you if you'd have let me come with you.

marydoll. It was me - my mum used to call me a sook when I tried to get into her good books. Also - don’t be a sookie-ma-toorie. Off to work out the magic squares.

Cor Miss I didn’t realise there would be school on Saturday.
Sorry. Can I eat my breakfast in class? ?

Here I am Miss, late again but been to Tesco for some chookie eggs for you - nice brown free range ones ( not doing orgasmic stuff again - it got me into trouble)

The answer is 6 (cos everyone says it is) and we’re sposed to do Teamwork aren’t we?

A sook, (as we call them in Glasgow) requested them.

By the way, those are the easy ones!

Ooh Callistemon you fibber! you said they were too hard. I thought that meant you wouldn't do them. You just want a cream egg!

276
951
48

816
357
492

2 7 6
9 5 1
4 3 8

8 1 6
3 5 7
4 9 2

It's Saturday Miss, magic squares are too hard

I’m assured by DH that the answer is.... 6

PS, no ?? in the Tesco delivery.
I may have to share my cream eggs!

For those who asked for magic square puzzles, here are a couple of magic rectangles. Just in case the pedants are reading!
They distorted, when I tried to save them as a jpeg.

Write the numbers 1 to 9 in each of the squares below, so that each row, column and diagonal adds up to 15.

6, without looking at any others!

6 Miss.

It's 6 Miss

Are there plenty of ????? in your Tesco delivery?

Or can we have ????? because it's Saturday, please?

6.

Doodle is playing truant Miss; I've seen her round the back of the bike shed smoking cigarettes with the boys Miss. I'm definitely not a tell tale

Sorry Miss I was listening honest!

It's Saturday! No one told me we had to go to school on Saturdays! What happened to weekends? What happened to lie-ins?
It might be 6
It might be 996
It might be 86
Am I supposed to show my working out?

Can we please just have the answer and no working for the moment, as it allows others to have a go? Thanks, class!

6

I’m going to have boiled egg and toast for breakfast Esspee.
Potato puffs were a break time snack all those years ago when I was at school ?

Sorry for talking in class Miss Marydoll ?