Sunday Maths Puzzle: Mad Miss Marydoll's Simple, Problem Solving For Sophisticated, Smart, Sassy, Sophisticated Students. ?

I like the Woodentops because I like Spot the dog.
I wonder if miss knows we’re still in school. Hee hee. I could sleep at my desk and then I’d be first in in the morning for a change ?

Yes Doodle my big Ed is totally due to me feeding ‘im lots of oats.... Mister Ed the talking horse, my favourite tv programme! Wot woz yorz?

pantglas as your not oat I’ve has grown is that why you’ve got a big head? ?

Yes trisher all nitiative needs adding to on a regiwlar baysis- just keep pooting on nother dollop of application and talent and you’ll be lost forever laughing

Did you feed you nitiativ Pantglas ? What did it eat?

Nora the Nit Nurse says my nits avent grown Doodle but my nitiative as......totherwise Miss wouldn’t ave promoted me from Perfect to Head liceGirl unless I woz worvy!

Ooh Doodle you are clever. I never knew nits grew into worms. Did you do it in blology?

trisher what will Miss say when she sees all those worms? You’d better tell her they woz panglas’ nits wots grown. ?

Sorry about the nitiatives Pantglas I thought they were little nits. I didn't find a baby in the cabbage patch but I found lots of worms I've put them in Misses desk for safe keeping. Is that a white aniseed ball?? I love them UGH!

Now then Callistemon you were first in the queue for Sacks on the Beach ? - stop pretending to be virginal and look for oysters like David Attenborough!

Scrabbling around on the floor, trying to find them for you!!

Now I can't get up again, please pass my chocolate to me

Girrrrrrrls! (Miss Jean Brodie voice)

I have clutched my pearls so much, they have snapped!!!! ?

Chocolate please Miss, lots and lots and lots
And liqueur chocolates if we're not allowed

Oh and some cream de meth for cleaning the paint brushes.?

miss please could I have some Durex from Tesco. I want to paint my bedroom ?

Ooh Miss aren’t you clever! I’ve heard about Sacks on the Beach so that’d be good for us lightin the end of term -BQ wouldn’t it? Shall I be -BQ Monitor ....I’ll need nother baj!

Gosh you are a clever lot.

The prize tonight is that I have managed to get you all a Tesco delivery slot, just let me know what you need!
Doodle, no alcohol allowed!

The exception is Wila, not sure what to give her.
Do they have Tesco in the USA?

It's Sunday innit.
Why do we have homewerk on Sundays?

[sigh]

2 7 6
9 5 1
4 3 8

4 11 14 5
6 13 12 3
9 2 7 16
15 8 1 10

Any mistakes are typos not my maths

Right class, enough of this talk about babies!

The the Headteacher will be giving that talk, I'm too busy clutching my pearls at the very thought of it. ?

I haven’t got nits! I’ve got nitiative! That’s why I’m having a promoshun from Monitor to Perfect isn’t it Miss?

And them sherbet dabs will make you sick Doodle, just like wot I woz after the....um, the, er, stumack bug ? wot I caughted - better giv em to me to put on Miss’s desk!

Miss is a long time coming to check on us - praps she’s gone for a lie down.....hope she remembers to jump up and down after!

Doh! Forgot last line ?

15 8 1 10

My mum always sez that babies come from the stork. But I've looked lodes of times in the big tub of stork margereen in the frige and I've never founed any babies in it.
Please Miss is my mum fibbing Miss? Cos that's rong. She's always teling me of for telling lyes.

Oops....I made a mistake. Last line is 15, 8, 1, 10

276
951
438

4 11 14 5
6 13 12 3
9 2 7 16

Wait for me Doodle! I don’t want another baby, you can have mine ??