Saturday: Miss MaryDoll’s Simply, Scintillating, Sassy Maths Class.

I get it now Miss my boy fren had to splain it. I’ll need a day to recuver. Sees you Mundy Miss

Sorry, Doodle
Chilli 3
Lime 1
Avocado 6
Salt 9
Guacamole 18

But Misswots the anser.? ?

Hi Class, as it's Sunday tomorrow, I think we should take a break and come back fresh on Monday.

Anyway, I have run out of bleach and the internal ultra violet light has lost its ultra.
I will need to source another, but it seems to be sold out everywhere. ??‍♀️

Don't anyone let Pantglas fall in the canal on the way home from school - with all those badges she will sink like a stone

Ok I cheeted. I lok at puzzler’s anser an I can see sort of how she got that. But not why. Miss when you give the rite answr can you splain to me y or how coz I don unnerstand ?. I wish willa woz here so she cld elp me. Ave you got any gin left Miss ?

I’m back goin try sum agin. But I weally don’t get it Miss ?

Snigger. Snigger. *pantglas is player her organ ??....snigger snigger.

Well! Just becoz Miss gave me a day off for bein the bestest iestadae doesn’t mean you can all be orrible to me - castin nasturtiums that I woz misbehavin or got an angova!

I bin prepearin for tomorras Sundae Skool where I will be Singin Monitor (and yes Doodle it will mean nother baj to add to my iwmongus clecshun).

Miss has assed me to chews a song an it’s gonna be ‘Jesus wants me for a Honeybee’ wot we all noe so I spect you all to be wyrd prefect. I will be playin the organ an I don’t want any rood rimarcs bout that.....

Where is Pantglas? Hope she's OK. Surely the hangover has worn off by now

Miss he can’t do it either ??? I don unerstand it. Sowy.

I’ll let I’m ave anover go.

I spect Myrtle is sunbaving an pantglas in bein sun monitor ?

Good afternoon class! I'm popping into hand out the ?

Saxifrage, Gillybob, JoyBloggs, all PMed the correct answer. ? Well done all. I hope I haven't missed anyone.
I can't comment on Puzzler's answer, in case anyone else wants to try.
I will be back later.
Doodle, as tour boyfriend.
I suspect that Myrtle has defected to another class. ?Was it something I said??

miss I’m going for a lie down. My brain ain’t workin an I can’t do it. I’m goin roun the bike shed to lok for pantglas

No ? wot Miss goody two shoes ?

Have you looked behind the boys' bike sheds Doodle?

Please Miss pantglas isn’t here yet. Do you fink she’s alrite.
I bet she can’t find one of her bajs.

puzzler welcome. Don’t worry Miss Doll’s class is fun and puzzles combined. I skipped over your answer so I can still do it ......except I probably won’t be able to work it out. I not very good at sums ?

S'okay Puzzler, Mr Trump says it's fine, and he runs the whole of America

Yikes!

Nah, the virus hasn't reached Miss Doll's school and it isn't going to. She made sure it was hermetically sealed to keep it out. And when we arrive each morning we have to have a disinfectant injection to make sure we don't pass it on if we've got it

Yes please Bathsheba - are the seats 2 metres apart so we can socially distance?

Puzzler don't worry! I don't mind, honest injun! Anyway, welcome to the class. Do you want to sit next to me as you're new? I can show you where Miss's secret stash of treats and gin is help you to settle in

Stop it Puzzler, worse things have happened at sea!
Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.

PMd my answer. And I promise I didn't copy Puzzler's answer so I'm hoping for a gold star today...

Sincere Sorry Bathsheba and Marydoll.
And everyone.