Monday: Miss MaryDoll's Marvellous, Maths Masterclass.

Sorry class for being so late with the answers.

willa ? and an extra treat ??, as I'm going to use your explanation, it is better than the one I had ready.

Answer: 325
A handshake is shared between two individuals, so that's half of 26 which is 13.

Since you are included in the 26, you must subtract yourself (you don't shake your own hand). That makes it (26-1) x 13 which equals 325

Brilliant wila! ?

He he he, you make me snigger Doodle. I like spizes,
but I likes Curli wurlies more. See yoo in the mornin’.

squiffy replaced her doggy wiv a cat so we she be ok.
puzzler I don fink you no pantglas wel nough. She wans it all. She will wan wot I got fore sertin. ?
Sides she not ol enuf to ave a husbind. Iz probly her boy fren.
Spect he mite burn it ?

Pantglas probly won’t want no spangols or nuffink tomorrow coz she says her hubby is cooking her Steak an’ chips an’ Jam puddin’ and cheez for their Annivsury tonight. She’ll still be full. ?

Ooh I'm cited now Doods! I luv spises! Jus maek shore Squiffy's dog duzzen get a wiff ov yore treets, cos yoo no wot'll appen then

callistemon def won no skul Sundy. Yu can do tudays. Miss as t gived us the anser yet.?
Sowy bout the spangols. I goin to brin in a speshal treet tomorow. Don tell Miss coz she won let us ave em. Itz a spise. ?

I'm not sending in Sats and Suns answers because my brane is addled now.

DH and I have two answers written down which we will check tonight. I'm pretty sure I'm right now but time will tell.

I haven't had a spangle for 45 years Doodle so thanks.

I'm here finally.......so, what's this I hear about dogs licking the goodies? Does this mean I can't have any? OK....no goodies but where's the booze? Whaat...NOo! I'll need to go in the back to sulk...and if Miss says I got the wrong answer, I won't even have one sugary treat to help me....so there!

I had to scrapE my toast this morning to the confusion of my neighbour’s children. Waste not, want not.

Delicious

I’ll wash it under the tap
?

Feeling I wooden truss them spangols what Doods as got. I fink Squiffy's dog as likked awl ov em. I dint eet mine. Yoo kan av it iff yoo lik.

Feelingmyage, ?.

What a clever lot you all are!?

doodle. May I have the purple spangle please. It is the best. I always saved it until last.

Oh pantglas ar we aloud out of skul ? I don wanna got inoo trubil.

That woz her doggee kome Bathsheba!
?I’ve fownd the emtee shampain botyl - shall we tayk it bacc to the shorp and get sicpens bacc?

Oh that muss ave bin squiffy’s dog wot lik it wen he was in skul. ?

Doods did yoo av yore kome in yore pokit aswel? Cos I ad to pick off lots of hares that wurr stuk to the spangol!

Miss I fink yore finely lurnin how to spel proplee. I woz a bit wurrid - bovvered even in kace yoo eva had to teech us Inglish, but now I kan see yoos OK arfta awl! Phyoo!

I don't know about the naughty step, MissMarydoll needs a whole naughty staircase!

miss I Kant make crepe papr flours. Do you wan me an the uvers to elp yu ?

Me too!
Now distracted by Father Brown. I have crepes to make, but can't be bovvered! ?

Been watching “Doctors” so better go and have a think.

bath I’ll sit with you. Can’t go on the naughty step as you’d need a mini crane to get me up cos I’ve been snacking a loooot in lockdown.