Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll's Tantalising, Tuesday Teaser.

Squiffy for you! ?

Have you brought that bloomin' dog to school?
Something has chewed my Louboutin's, which were under the desk. ?
They were a gift from an admirer. ? ?

Oh no Miss is bein gwoomd! By a mirer! Wot is we too doo?

Good cake. Ta miss.
I’ve left you some spring rhubarb for putting up with us.?

I’m odd to watch Doctors - well Daniel really?

Off tho’ might also be odd

Miss I'm shocked! You bin flirting again?! No, not my dog, I swapped it for a teeny tiny cat called Spuggy (sparrow for those wot don no). Spuggy duzn't like shoes, even cheezy wuns, but she kwite likes sox. I'm not going to risk letting her go neer the choklit cayk! Thank you for the cayk, I'm warin kwite a lot of it round my faice and in my hayer now.

The second one is not a shape so the puzzle, however apparently obvious, makes no sense. No 2 should have been a half circle, seeing you're allowing curved lines.

Ooh Miss av yoo red wot EMMF sed? Blimey, bee kaerfol Miss I fink thare arfta yore job

They can have my job! ?

I do like a pupil, who likes to challenge the teacher.
Technically, the second image isn't a shape, so EMMF is correct.
However, for the purpose of the question, may we call it a shape?

Soz Miss, Just got in skewl. I ova sleept.

I 4got to say, Happy Birfdy to Miss Mary's little girl!

CraftyGranny, well done. For you! ?. The choc cake is finished!

Skips in late!!

First wun is a Pentagon

I will PM the ansa to the next wun if I get it

Can you make this calculation correct without changing it?

No, sorry, I carnt

I'm going to the loos to cheat work it out

I pm Miss coz if yu don yous don get cake?
No bathsheba I maid pantglas keep wine gums for all the klass and for willa wen she cum in.
carillion you was late. Hav sum wine gums they make yous dwunk. Yous too squiffy

Never not he Minerva drink and dont like sweeties.

Only chockie likyoorz

Carnt type neether

miss I don fink it was a dog wot chewded yous shoows I fink it was a moose ?.
pantglas has Miss got a boy fren. ? ooh.
craftygranny I allwayz late. You waz latr van me ?

Who's this Orto Correct who's invaded my PC?
Is he sozzled?

I cud cuvr a wine gum wiv choclit phor yu if yous like ?

R yous shewr yu not bin dwinking callistemon ?

Sorry Pantglas, here is your cake?
and some for Callistemon, too.?
What a great class you all are. ?

Doodle, did I miss you out?
Cake for you.?.

I'm having to use my phone, it's so fiddly, as our internet appears to be down. ☹

Oooh thank you Dooooodle I’s weally feeling squiffy now! ???