Wednesday's Brainteaser: Miss MaryDoll's Warmhearted, Welcoming, Witty, Wittering.

No fanks Doods, I fink that mite maek fings wers cos it mite micks wiv the shurbot and tern it into sumfin lik that paist wot we yooz to stikk fings togevva. An blimey, I don wanner get awl stuk to my skul chare

Wosh yore mouf out Doodle coz they isn seefru! My bits isn’t been seen by nobody, noweigh, that’s norty!

Sides, I bin hoam for dinna an chayngd cos I’d been sweppy afta PeeEe this mournin so ave stopd warin em now!

My niw ones ave flours ? on but done tel em boys or they mite wanna see if they is blooming!

Grrrr

@Marydoll testin testin

Fwench nickas pantglas myz anti as those. They lacee an see fru. Are yous lacee and see fru too pants? ?
I got un apple too. Sgud izn it ?
bathsheba yous jimslip iz n awfl mess. D yous wan me to pore sum watr on it?

Ooops. soz Miss. I folerd strukshuns unda this box. Wot went rong?

@Marydoll I am driving and my hair is blond going on grey/white!

Thanks ?‍♂️

I pm’d my answers to you Miss. I think I might have got em right today. I’m looking forward to one of your red apples ??

Puzzler you got the bus one correct. ?

..and JoyBloggs ?

Doodle for you! ?

Oh Miss I ony jus sore my stiffigit! Fanks Miss, I carn wate to sho my mum, sheil bee wel pleezd! It mite tak her mine off my stikkee jimslip

They is Fwensh Nickas I’ll ave you noe an they is the ite of fashun, all the mogguls is warin em on the caykwark! So done be jellus!

Ere Pants wots that bit of teerial anging doun beelo yore jimslip? Ar yore nikkers fooling doun?

Ere yoo ar Doods. Wont wun too Pants? Bee caerfol tho, cos I wen an got lodes of shurbot awl doun my jimslip. I tride to rub it of an it jus got wers an awl stikky cos my ands wer wet from sukking.

bathseba I dun it know. Can I ave a dab pls? I can use my fingr. Where are yu pants av yu got yous nikers in a twist? ??

miss that’s a teeze. Numer two. bathsheba howd yu do dat.?

Iz in erly. ?. Morning Miss pants yous lok a likle embarised . Wot yu bin doin? Morning bathsheba and mary
Going to do my sums now Miss I got a knew pencil ✏️ itz lellow an pritty.?

Wel Miss I’m proppa layte this mournin arnt I!

My exciws reason is that my mam adnt washd my nickas afta I’d weed them iestadae piccin dandylines so now I’m warin granma’s blwmers with a unsafty pin to old em up!

Pleeze done tel the klass as they mite teeze me.....?

I got the sekkun arnsa too. I rote it in my eksasize buk reely kwik befor ennywun put it on the blakbored!

Miss kan I go an play now? O, wares Doods and Pants and Callie? I got sum shurrbot dabs fore us awl. But thayl av to yoose thare phingas cos i ett awl the likrish stiks.

Bathsheba, you are today's star pupil. You managed to solve both puzzles in the blink of an eye. ?

Well done Bathsheba, ? and Mary51, ? who got it correct.
There were two possible answers.

Mornin evvrywun. I pee emmd you Miss co I werkd it owt strate aweigh. Arftawoods I knowtissed mary ad rote the arnsa on the blakbored fore us awl too sea.

But honist Miss I dint see it furst - I wen strate to my desk an got my eksasize buk out to doo my werk lik a gud gerl.

Here is another one, as the answer to the original teaser has been posted.