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Fabulous Friday: Fearsome, Frightful, Ferocious, Formidable, but Frazzled Miss MaryDoll’s Friendly Maths Class.

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Marydoll Fri 08-May-20 09:48:10

Good morning class, here we are again.
A less taxing question today.
I am wondering if people are finding this boring and should I stop posting them??

Please don't post the answers, so that everyone can try
PM me if you wish.

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work. When he returns he takes the same elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?

Note that there is nothing wrong with the elevator or the design of the building. It is a perfectly normal elevator in a perfectly normal building.

I will be back later, have a good day!

Pantglas2 Fri 08-May-20 15:43:31

Oh no Puzzler Miss wone be in no monisterri- they iss ful of men with dirty abits! She’ll be doin a confecshun fore her syns lyk we ave to wen we bin norty!

Puzzler61 Fri 08-May-20 15:17:54

Or sheesh praying for us no-hopers in the monisterri.

Puzzler61 Fri 08-May-20 15:16:57

Has anybody in class got an ? from Miss yet.
I fink sheesh at shops buying sum appels.

Doodle Fri 08-May-20 14:33:18

Snot wong callistemon yous jus got to twy till yous get it rite.?

Doodle Fri 08-May-20 14:31:29

I dun it. I no yous all shook iz not like me to be firs. ?

Doodle Fri 08-May-20 14:29:48

craftygrany I learnded a tip frum when I was norty. Put a book in yous nickers so it won hurted. ?.

Callistemon Fri 08-May-20 13:20:03

I carnt do it becos the werd is wrong ennyway

So their

Pantglas2 Fri 08-May-20 13:17:03

Cors we can spel Callistemon! We orl pasd our Spelin Deficiency Tesd din we! Shoor ewe ad top marcs an jes beet me fore the Spelin Monitor baj!

Puzzler61 Fri 08-May-20 13:16:58

Calistemon I can spel ? !

Puzzler61 Fri 08-May-20 13:14:27

Hello Miss, Doodle and class. Sorry I’m late.
It’s a long story.
I pm’d Miss 2nd answer & hope for a hole ? today ?

Callistemon Fri 08-May-20 13:13:10

It's no good asking enny of them about werds as nun of them can spell, Miss

mrsgreenfingers56 Fri 08-May-20 13:12:01

My brain is really hurting here!

CraftyGranny Fri 08-May-20 13:07:39

Miss Fank gudnes for 10er ladi !

CraftyGranny Fri 08-May-20 13:04:48

OUCH Doodle tha urt

Doodle Fri 08-May-20 12:30:36

I PMd yous miss I fink I dun it but I not tellin so uvers can av a go. Cum on pants get yous finking cap dusted of.

Doodle Fri 08-May-20 12:23:10

DON FORGIT TO PM YOUS ANSWERS OR THE RULER WILL GIT YOUS ?

Marydoll Fri 08-May-20 12:22:47

Forgot the certificate!!!! blush

Marydoll Fri 08-May-20 12:19:39

For Pantglass and Jennifer Eccles.

CraftyGranny, are you one of those people who get so excited about things and
can't hold their water ??

Here is a wee word teaser for a change.

What is the partially revealed common eight letter word?

Pantglas2 Fri 08-May-20 12:11:16

Yikes! Miss as got er rulur out an she’s not an appy bunnee ?
We musn menshun fings wot musn be menshunned so I won’t be menshunnin em agen......

Doodle Fri 08-May-20 12:10:59

Wear you bathsheab yous late. Yous too puzzler. Yous will be in tention ifs yous don hurry up. ?

Doodle Fri 08-May-20 12:08:28

Gulp ?. Oh miss yous look scary.
It woz pantglas wot brung it up. Duz she ave a baj tooken away?

grandMattie Fri 08-May-20 12:08:28

That’s an old one.
A bit like “he burst into tears when he saw the sawdust”....

Marydoll Fri 08-May-20 12:05:54

There will be no talk of VD in MY class! THIS is a convent school!!!

Pantglas2 Fri 08-May-20 11:48:38

Wel I done no Doodle - I jes herd adulls torkin bout VD an how portan it woz that we treet it proplee an evrybodee is wear of it......

done no why we ar avin flags an Bunty tho....aven seen that comik for ears!

Justwidowed Fri 08-May-20 11:39:13

It must be 30 years since I heard that problem,but I remembered the answer.