Saintly Miss MaryDoll's Slow, Slovenly, Sedentary and Sassy Maths Classs.

Mornin evwy wun.
bathsheba I miss yu yesday.
pantglas yippie I wub buglers. Kan I ave myne wiv mao an letice an larj frys coz I lub mys chipz. ? ?
puzzler why yu gots yous nitey on. Iz pwetty.
craftygranny wot a gud ide. A sleepovr wud be fun. Lez do it mundy. I got jammies wiv likkle kittins on ?
callistemon yous betr cum bak fore lunsh or I eet yous burgler two ?
feelingmyage dos yous weally lik bloo ches. Itz vewy stwong. I goin to dos yous puzzle too.
Don worry miss I goin to try your sum. I not weed the ansr.
miss I fink yous shud put DON WRIT THE ANNSR IN BIG LETR AT THE TOP. EVWY DAY WIV THE BIG RULER LADEE ?

Aw sow Doods, I miss yoo too, an awl the uvvers. I woz felin reelie sad doin my eksercizes awl by my own yesserdai.

I fink craftygranny's eyedear fore a pijarma partee iz grate! I kan ware my noo babee doll wuns. Thare evvaso prittee, them got flas an butflise awl ova!

Whoops, as I always told my pupils When all else fails, read the bloody question!

Many sorries.

Welcum to klass EMM you’ll be on the norty step then ?
We’ve all bin ther.?
Iz PMd you Miss now goin to twy feelins queschun.

I din read it proper ivor EMM ?
Dun it agin Miss

feeling I am dun yous puzzl but kant PM yous so I wate and see yous ansr but I fink I dun it ?

I goin out to play now coz I dun my wurk. Anee wun wanna play hop Scots

I wil play Doodle I wil get me piky up thingy wiv a long andl to pik up the pebl. my neez wont let me bend so far down

Off to solve the pm mystery.

I think it is sorted although marydoll’s message slipped in under the radar.

Doodle I’v got my nytee on coz itz kool and floty an’ we arn’t ‘avin ani viziterz.
Hope yoo got sum pj’s for a party?

Gurrrils the pm should work. Every time I see “pee
‘ my mind goes elsewhere.
doodle pleez stop lifting the desk lid. Yoov nokked my worl off. I can see wot yoov rotten on the inside. Yoov dunnit on my side. Teeeechr will think I dunnit.

doodlle. Me. Find the rite size of stone. Not too big. I’ve on sandles.

feelin Miss wudn wot the norty wurds waz. Wud she ??
I peed yous feelin ?
small stones for feelin and crafty I gots yous bigr wuns so yous can pick dem up ezee.
willa wen yous cum yous can play too. Wear bathsheba gon now ?

I wrote out a long pm and couldn't post it!

Dunnit now

I’m cumin to plae buttascoch with you Doodle an I’ve woshd my negligent reddee for the sleepova!

I sore on iestadaes thred that Miss as gon for a leak in the gardin...shwdn she be settin us a beta eggsample? If the Spectas corl she will be in deap dwdws?

Ive pee emmed you now Feeling. I tride erlia but yoo wozzent there, so I jus tride agen.

Ooh I dint no yoos woz all doing scotch! Kan I av soder wiv mine pleez? Or I don mined jinja ail niver. Chairs! hic!

Treacle balls for doodle and bathsheba ?

And marydoll

I av pee emd yu too Feeling

Wila ? for you.

Apologies, Callistemon, I missed your PM. .
For you.?

I made it in gurls! I got me plad peejammy pants on and DH's tee shirt 'cuz I steal his stuff a lot. Got a sore ankle foot today so I can't be showing CraftyGrannie, Callistemon, Doodle, Puzzler, Bathsheba, Pantglas and Feelingmyage how te do them dubble summersaults again!

Did somun' bring de 'scotch'?

Emma, welcome. I once spilld the ansa too. It happens.

Fanks Miss