Wednesday (Is it Wednesday?): Wittering Miss MaryDoll’s Welcoming, Warm and Witty, Weekday Maths Class.

Oooh Charleygirl yoo sound even skaryer than Miss. I fink I neeed a nowt from my Mum two say i not welll.

Ooh Miss done be avin no resd, the niw girl is gonna put us thru our spaces....we avent coverd that in the crikulum yet ave we?

I am Scottish but no sook. I was educated properly having passed my 11+ with an A grade but I am having problems reading what the others have written- it is barely legible and as I said previously these girls are unemployable. Even spell check has given up.

Miss, I do not mind taking over but there will be no playing around. You need a rest having taken your medication.

I am gona do sum baykin in cukery. I goin to twry an mayk cwrakers !

Ello evrywon, and welcum to awl the neu peeps. I got sum mor gobstopas, do yu wont one?

Miss I pee emd yu. an I left a cupa on yur tabl

Miss done need no sistant Bathsheba coz she’s got me, wot is er Snitch ‘I’s n Eers’ in the Skool, so I am!

An Puzzler, I owe you not gonna be doin dafd colyrs in your air! We as egulayshuns on that!

Sowwy aggie I dint see yoo in the kauner ova thare! Hello and welcum to Miss's luvvlee skul

Cor thares lots of us now izzent thare? Dyoo fink the Hed Teecha wil let Miss Doll av a sistant to elp her?

Ooh weeve got sum nyoo pyoopuls! Hello Charleygirl and Goodbyetoallthat (kan I kaul yoo Goody so I done av so much to tipe eech thyme?). An I donow wot Miss meenz abowt us been unruly . We awl gud gurlz hoo cum in evvry day and doo our sums kwiklee. I fink yooz gonna lik it hear!

Anyway Miss I dun the puzzal and Ill pee emm yoo my arnsa

Don't worry Puzzler, it wouldn't have mattered anyway!

Hellooo Aggie, new classmates and old. ?

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I pee emmed Miss , but I’m almost frightened to press the private message button in case I don’t hit it right and post my answer instead. I don’t want detention - I’ve got to go dye my hair in a min. ?

Class, I'm off to get my meds and do a bit of baking. Please don't think I'm ignoring any PMs. I will be back later.

Aggie well done! ?for you and a wee treat, as it's your first day in class and you have already tried hard! ?

Aggie lovely to see you! There is no pressure here, it's enough to just join in the coversation and add your tuppence worth. All are welcome, no cliques or nastiness here.

Pantglas is class swot again! ?

I never was a top student , maths is my worst , but having a go !

If I were you, I wouldn't let on! ?

They are an unruly bunch, but lovely once they get to know you!

Don't worry Miss I woz a grammer skool girl & nose my elicution & hetiquet!

Thanks for trying Pantglas @ favourite pupil, you were very close to the answer!

Goodbyetoallthat, lovely to see you here. A word of warning, do not trust anyone. They will lead you astray!

Oh Charleygirl, how lovely to see you here first.
You are today's Class Sook.
For those who are not Scots, a sook is someone one who is always trying to be in teacher's good books, however I'm not easily impressed.

Who says miss ain't biwteeful? You'll defnitly get detention for that!

Elo Charleygirl an Goodbyetoallthat an wel dun for bein promt. As Tendans Monitor I av marcd you with ⭐️ fore bein firstes this mournin!

Morning miss! Ooh it's quiet here apart from Charley. Do you think the ovvers are playing trewant?

Oh no it’s notha problym ? I thynk Miss sits up all nite lwkin fore fings to tourment us with instedov gettin er biwtee sleep ?