Saturday: Sassy and Sparky Miss MaryDoll's Slightly, Slower Paced Saturday Maths Site

I am pleased to hear that the CCTV cameras are working today. So far you have all been very good and I was not going to come and help Miss out but be careful, Miss is still tired from the lovely birthday party you gave her.

Hi there willa, can't fool you! ?

Late agin but am eggskused cuz I live faw away. Happy everybody's 'ere, even de nu ones. I brot my long jump rope and ah leave it 'ere for who wants to play 'jump' later 'n we kin invite de bois!

Pants wen I bring de caek, yoo can b the monetor an cut it up an’ evrythin pleez.

I preefer caek to boyz ENNI dai. Da onze I no ar swetti, an’ thay do thro stonzs an’ thay showt a lot.

Yum dank yoo Miss yor cake is nise.
I fink it is jus as gud as my systa’s but I axed ‘er an she sed
she wil mak us awl a choklit cake wen she nex ‘as de pointed eggz. Doodle it wil probli bee nex week.

Miss - iffen we done let the bois cach us an make us skweel, how els we gonna get us a mirer wot byes us posh skilletos ?
Lyk them wons ewe gotted?

Choklit jinjas ar wun ov my faivrits too Miss! But I cudden posblee sae wevva I lik beer and wiskie, cos I is a gud girl, an I aint nevva tride ennyfink wotz alkahockly.

Oooh if they kiss me in the miggle of the playground I will squeeeel!

Girrrrrrls, just because it's Saturday doesn't mean the CTV cameras are off!

Stop leading Dragonfly astray. She is an innocent! ?

PS: Mr Marydoll likes beer, whisky and chocolate gingers!

The maw the merreeyer Pants. Weel av lotz ov fun if wes awl plaeyin it! An arftawudz yoos kan go an get the boiz so wes kan awl plae kyss chayss two! dragonfly if wun ov the bois caches yoo, thay is aloud to kyss yoo rite thare, in the midduw ov the plaegrowd

bathsheba cors you kan. Eberwy wun is welcum to joyn in.
miss fankoo for yous cak thas so nise.?
Ooh dragonfly thas so norty. Don let Miss katch yous or pants . Pants is monetor of evewy fing. ?

Do we get to kiss the boys behind the bike shed??

Can I cum two Bathsheba? Kyss Chayss ?is mi fayvrit gaym in the iard wen the bois tri an cach us! Sumtyms I slo rite down ......tee hee!

Hee hee, I meant Doods, sowwy!!

Ooh fanx Miss, I luff burfdae caik! An this wun is reelee reelee luvvlee. Fansee yore huzben not likin caik! Wot sweet fings duz he lik Miss? Duz he lik sweetees? Or bisskits?

Dodds kan I cum an plae opskoch wiv yoo an Squiffy pleez? Itz my faivrit plaegrowd gaym.

Thank you Miss ?

Fank yoo two Doods but I got mi own appel nou ?

Oh Sqiffy, I'm so sorry, no- one could ever forget you. ? and Justwidowed too ?.
Shhhhh, don't tell anyone, I'm busy roasting a chicken. ?

Oh squiffy I gib yous arf mynes ? til Miss marcs yous wrk.?

Miss Miss i fink yoo fourgot me ? i pm’d yoo agen hours ago!

Yep Doods, i lyk opskoch. Ile fynde a stown to fro ??

Aw Miss fankoo. ?
squiffy wanna go pla hop scotch I got sum chork ?

My little chicklet Doodle has also got an ?

dragonfly wes lik skul so much we offn stae an plays wiv eech uver aftr skul two. ?

Here's my birthday ?.
I have no-one to share it with, DH doesn't eat cake, so you can all peck away.

puzzler I luv cak. Kan yous sista mak chocolit wuns too?