Hallow Kalu, pleezd yoo maid it inter skul - avent yoos got the cornavarius in Glasgow? Cor I fink Ile moov thare!
Doods I was in skul urlee toodae, cos I ad two taek my lyttl bruvva to nersree, an he as to bee thare at ate furtee. Thas wye I woz so kwik wiv my sums! Kan I kum an doo skipin wiv yoo?
Squiffy I don fink my middl wiguls ennymor. It wobls a lot tho - wil I bee abul too kep yore oolyoop goin rown wiv my woblee middl dyoo fink?
Pants I rekun thas mine pwoblum two, wye I karn kep the oolyoop up.
Feeling itz kwiyet in the klarsrum kos wez awl in the plaegrown. Kan I av a a go ov yore marbils - Ive loss myne.