Wednesday: Wittering Miss MaryDoll’s Wonderous, Wealth of Wacky Brain Teasers.

Doods I av pee immd Maw too, kos I woz sad dat she got upsett, finkin we awl wur kros wiv er. Cos we wurnt. She iz luvverlee an wudden do ennyfink to hert ennyboddee. Or eeven hert flise!

Delishus choklit eyes kweam Doodle! Fank yoo. I git sum 'brain freeze' frum likkin it so long. I mus' go now, so I kin git 'ome afore bedtime. So it's By By den... 'n 'll see ye'ol 'amarow

Miss an willa I av PMd Maw I no she a wuberly persun an der hole fing was a Miss unner standin. It woz sum one els I woz ritin bout. maw wooden urt a fly. ?.
willa iz so glad yous ere I woz wurrit bout yous. As yous ad yous eyes cweam? ?

wila, lovely to see you. Maw was a teacher in another life, I think.
Like goody two shoes me, I suspect it is not in her nature to misbehave.........or is it?

I'se hear again n' am OK Doodle. Fank yoo for lookin' out fer me.....and I 'appen t'no MawB from meny udder freds and kin tell ye she'n no snitch.

Whew!....('autocorrect' is working again).

Miss, sorry for being so late. I've been busy working on our yard..... also, couldn't blow up the image to see any clubs let alone count them all.

....and to whom it may concern (or not).....this class is a real hoot and we have plenty of fun making believe we're all six again. So I'm really happy you joined us Maw and please write whatever nonsense you care to misspell, 'cuz that's what we do here and as others have reiterated, no offense intended...only fun and laughter!

PS. ...and a special baked apple (with nuts and cinnamon) for those of you here who regularly translate all my mispelled 'Americanisms' day after day!

miss don wowy we lives yous as yous ar an know yous feeling a bit pourly coz of yours arfuritis. We jus appy to cum ere wiv our fren and av sum fun. I kan even member wot myne anser woz. I’ll abe two lik it up.
If yous kums bac maw iz PMd yous. ?
Iz a bit wowied bout willa. Op she’s ok.

Don't blame you. take care

It was the way it posted, sorry. I will have to be more careful in future. It's quite difficult to make the image fit the criteria for posting.
I wasn't quite with it this morning, after my sleepless night!
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

Miss that picture is different from the first one you posted. Fred Flinstone didn't have a head, and there wasn't an umbrella or a cloud. Or was it my screen?
Good challenge though.
OMG I can spell

Good evening class and a special thanks to Charleygirl for holding the fort.

Answer 42
Well done if you were anywhere near it. It was pretty tricky, eapecially for the older members of the class!

I promise tomorrow's will be much easier.

PS. Maw glad to see you on the thread!
I hope wila is OK.

That puzzle I think was too hard for us, especially after a day at school. I needed several lie-downs. I wonder what the real answer is because my eyes were crossing over several times.

Ooh wear is my fren willa she not cum into skul toda. I wunna if she ok. ?
kalu glad u mayde it.?

I managed 33 before my eyes completely crossed enough making focussing impossible?

anuver ly down....

i dont fink the futbawl cownts as a klub Bath. I pwinted the piktur wen the sektry went to the loo an de futbawl asnt got a klub on it. I can styl sea onli 35....
my ayea ar skwint I cant sea I av not got me speks wiv me. Ooo that wud be a gud song tikle.

I av lost it! . i am goin for a ly down

Ewe wil knead Aye Dee ?to sho ewe is ole nuff to get in thoes dens o niquity, Bathsheba. Shall I pwint won fore ewe wen the Skool Secktry as gon ome?

Ive kownted the futbawl klub, klub samwij, gof klub, an the buk klub. Klub as so menny meeninz!

Rite, Im goin klubbin twonite. Ennywun wonna kum wiv me?

34

I wunderd if de klub samiges cownted Charley. i fort Miss woz trikkin us aggen!

mary51 neither did I- it was Miss telling us there were many more numbers than we thought were there so I then saw golf clubs and club sandwiches which made a difference to the numbers. I am assuming I am correct of course.

I've only got my phone just now, but will upload the answers later.
So if anyone else wants to have a go, you have a couple of hours.

I never thought of counting football teams.

Miss Charley (shouwtin fom the skul gaits) Is getted 42 aswel in the end!

OMG Miss Marydoll that puzzle was very difficult for my pea brain.

I do not like to be defeated and I have spent more time on it than I care to admit but I think the number is 42. I suddenly realised I had to add a football club, golf club, clubhouse, club sandwich etc to get beyond my 28 or so. I now need a lie down.

willa if yous cum in yous eyes cweam is in d fweezer. pants did it. I fink she woz bein cined ?. Cumin bath weight four me. Fankoo Miss charley for d eyes cweam an lettin us goes erwy ?