Thursday: Miss Doll’s Thought-provoking, Thorny and Therapeutic Maths Problems.

Ewe foregottd ? - if we ave orl that alkypop we wil nead along ? an sum parakeetamoll?tablets fore owr edaykes!

Ello Willa that was
Z. Gud eyedin plase. Fank yu for me birfday wishis.
Party at mine at 8pm. Bwing a fwend?????????????
Av eye fourgot anifink

We ad kake from craftygranny willawez put wun in yous desk four yous. Yous vewy layte toda I misd you.?

Oh...so happy to see yoo evwyone! Happy Bwufday Crafty...ar wee invaited to yer partee? Yay, Miss mus' be fileeng betta 'cuz she's bak! ....and Charley, 'appy to see yoo too but turn yur ed aroun'! (yoo mist me....didn' yoo?!) Doodle 'n Pants, I 'ope yoo didn' 'av truble faindin me. Wha'd yoo ladies up to today?

Sorry class, I forgot to post the answer!

ANSWER: 1 + 2 + 34 + 56 + 7 = 100.

willa wear is you (looking under desk, in the paint cupboard, on the norty step) I kant fin her enewear ?

Miss Charley may I have eldaflowr kordeel pleez. If itz hot agin tomorro I wud lik lots of ise in it to deep me kool.
An a stroor? Fanks.

Just having a cup of tea at the mo. Nothing naughty in my bag!

mary51 is dat gin in yur sachel?

Squiffy that is a loverly kard, fant yu so mush.

Pants can I pleese av a vimtoe, ta! Mmm bandilion and burdock is loverly
I av bin in the kraftrum dooin sum cwoss stich of my likul dog. and the boyler man as bin to ficks my boyler, we avn't ad eny ot warter sins las Fryday. phew i do pong a bit! Goin to get me birfdy showa now

Wila ?, nice to see you!

Thanks for the apple Miss.

I'll have a tonic with a slice of lemon please.

Ooh Doodle go an lwk fore Willa, Scerree Miss is lyk sumfin owt of the Ecsorcyst wiv eyes ? in the bacc of er ed ??

Psst. willa wear ar yous. Yous in twouble wiv Miss C you’d betr get hear soon ?

I have not seen willa either. Does she think she can have another day off because Miss is not here? Willa is forgetting I have eyes in the back of my head and my hearing is perfect.

I will see you all tomorrow girls.

Oh! Bee karefuwl pants you don wanna get us intwo twubble. Pleese cud I ave owange squish pants
Wotan evwy wun else avin?
squiffy dats a luverly kard. I’m shoe craftygranny wil lik it.?
Is willa ere yet? I kneed sum wun to elp me wiv d selling tape.

Pantglas I would be very grateful if you would ask the other girls what they would like to drink and give me the list. Are sure your drink does not contain alcohol? It sounds suspicious to me.

If it does, I will cancel everybody elses drink- you have been warned.

Sveree kynd of ewe to bye us a no alcoll freshmen Scerree Miss ?. Cwd I ave sum BandyLion an Murdock pleez, wiv a strorr??

Yes Doodle I’m the Kraftee Monitor an I’ve bean prepairin the Kraft rwm ✂️?usin Niw Soshul Disdansin Guydlines wot as bean ishude.?.

There woz reems an reems of bobldeegooc fore me an Miss to reed an Dainamyk Whisk Zest but now we az bean Sertifyde ?

Miss I live in NW London- 100 years ago I lived in Fife and worked in Edinburgh and Dundee.

Doodle yes you may but the word is spelt with a c.

I do think if Miss is not at school tomorrow we must concentrate on English language, grammar and spelling.

Have you decided which drinks you would like? NO ALCOHOL!

Hears a sawt of bufday card four yoo Crafty, it sums up dis fred!

miss Charley kan wez du sum kraft dis afternoon (l learnded how to spell dis wurd to pleese yous ?) so I kan finnish craftygranny’s kard. I won mak a mess. pants is Kraft Montor (I spect she’s got a baj four it) ?

A second apple for Hazbeen, who found a second solution. ?

Miss Doll Miss Charley iz mush nycer van we fought. I fink wez getin ewes two eech uver. She buyded us eyes cweams yesterday. ?

Miss Charleygirl, I don't know where you are, but it's blooming freezing here!!! ?