Wednesday: Wicked Miss Marydoll’s Wily Picture Puzzle.

Moornin all. Pleese pants wil yous mind Miss twomowwow I wil bee evn layter dan ewesual coz I got two goes two d opistal wiv myne boy fren coz he as two av a blud tes.
Av I got two go two v nitt nyrs now ?

Elp the nitt nyrse foun dis in my hare ?. Wot iz it ?

THING is my initial answer. I am going out garden and will have s think!!

Ooh no Doodle ewe as got a Trannysawrus Wrecks! Evriwon fort they was eggstinkt! Ewe wil be faymus......?an can mayk lots o ???. Done be furgetin oo yore fiends are.....

Sorry Miss for being rude. Please don’t tell my mum and dad. I promise no more wily talk from me.

I think I just got excited thinking it was a birds and bees lesson.

I’m still trying to come up with the answer to the puzzle

Oh. S ok pants it mus be a lickel plasric wun from d toy cubid wot got cort in myne hare ?

Bathn pants does yous no wi elegranan granynw iz on d norty step? I dunno wot dey fought dat picshure woz dat got dem in two twuble. Dey mus hav vewy norty mines ?

Was it Miss who was bein rood? Title today sez “Wily Picture Puzzle”.
I fink she shud be on the norty step. ?

We wiz jus readin wot she rote!

Gurls we nead to av morr spelin lesons......if they woz furrin to a boi’s danling bits in Miss post, then its speld ‘Willee’!

IV giv my anser

Pants, yoo bes lay lo 'afore Miss fainds yur post and it's norty step fer shur.

I fort boyz danglee bits wus “winkuls”? Lik the suns from the see that yoo stik a stik in an ete?

* wuns not suns!

I like sums best
Is it food again?

I can think of some four letter words I'd like to call it.

I had three bloomin’ attempts and a heavy hint from Miss before I got it ...

Dragonfly - top of the class, I think you are a witch (but obviously a very nice one) ?

Poor Norsat! Have this to cool you down! ?

Kalu?. Callistemon?, Doodle? and Wila?

Oh, I think I've got it! I enlarged the pic until it nearly filled the screen before it dawned.

Enlarging the picture Elegran ?! That's even more shocking! ?

I's shokkt Miss Doll - yewl bee on ve norty step two if yoo isernt cayrefull!

Oldwoman70, my apologies. I have just noticed your PM which beat many to it.
Here is your ? and ?, to make up for it!

Mary51 ?

Thanks Miss. I actually bought some red apples in Marks today as they looked so good and I haven't had a real apple since Jan.

Thank you for the consolation ice cream cornet ...

Oh dear!