Thank Goodness It’s Friday! Miss MaryDoll’s Frustratingly Fabulous, Fantabulous Photo Teaser!

So wot dyoo do wiv sweet nuffinks then Chewy? Do yoo stiw poot em in sumwuns eers?

No Bathsheba ear nuffinks are wot you wear wen you want to keep noyse out. Dats wy they called "ear nuffinks". Sweet nuffinks are pink cos they is my favrite culur.

Ooops too late Bathsheba. Miss Marydoll, I fink your new yeller striped trowsers are luvverly. And the yeller stripe across yous nees matches the paynt under your desk dunt it? Luvverly.

Pants wot ar swee nuffinks? Ar thay lik muffins? An wy wud her mirer poot em in her years? Im vewwy confyoozd.

Jus maek shore yoo done kluch em arftr tutchin the yello daw nob Miss

I have had palpitations just reading this! ?
If I was wearing my pearls, I would have been clutching them! ?

MissCharley hears mi note from mi mum coz i carnt cum two skool on Mundy

Deer Miss Charley,

I soree but Squiffy wil hav tummee ake on Mundai an wil hav to stay at home awl dai.

Yors sicerely,
Squiffys Mum

Done worree Bathsheba weel be stannin lonsyde jes behyne ewe?! Praps Miss wil be in a fourgivin mwwd by Mundae ifn er mirer az borted er ??? an wisprd swee nuffinks in er years?

Bathsheba you will be first in the queue on Monday to see Miss. Luckily for you there is no paint on my clothes.

Sory miss. I fot I woz doing extra skool wurk tooday. I fink av lernd loads from these helpfool gurlz. Day no lots of fings I had forgot about. I hope I get a stiffgit soon. Pleez dont be angry at dem. Day hav made me laff so much tooday

Miss Charley caerfuw, done tutch the daw nob cos the paynt ...............is stiw wet.

O deer, two lait ?. Yoos got yello paynt awl ova yore hans now ?

Girls- you must inform your parents that they should be looking for new schools for you lot.

You will all stand quietly outside MissDoll's room on Monday, please.

MissDoll may have been marking exam papers this afternoon- I was not!

Iff Miss has taked Wholly Ordas doo yoo fink sheed bee pleezd iff wee mendid de wholls. Ise kwite gud at sowing ?

Nah, thayl jus gess yoov got a nyoo stiff git grannynannywanny. I rekn thayl bee a bit jellis ov yoo an wish thay ad anubber stiff git two! Yoo cud offa too sher it wiv em!

Yoo can aks your nayburs to come and joyn in Grannynannywanny, the more peeple yoo ave to elp yoo wiv bangin fings in, the eesyer it is. My big sister sez she's bin to lots of partees wear they all do it togevver and it's more fun dat way.

Wot will nayburs fink if heer me bangin on wol an me heer on my oan. Day mite fink I lernd a new skill after all these yeerz

Ooh Bathsheba ?! Mi Stiffgits done nead wubbin, genlee orr t’othawyse, the seam to bee shynee orl on therr oan - orl I av todo iz mownt em!?

Wotchowt gurls, Miss az got twel finches in er and.....an she’s probbly an eggsbert at iwsin it.....?

But dont rub too ard cos it makes your rists limp and that's when you have to go at 'em and bang 'em in the wall.

Grannynannywanny yoo as to rub yore stiff git up an doun vewwy jentlee evvry day to kep it nys an shynee.

I need to opun more tishoos as teers ar runnin down my face?

Ooh Miss as taikn wholly awdas!

Ooh I fink Miss wud luv a yello nob Grannynannywanny. An itz kwite a big nob, so it wiw reelee stan owt nyslee! Sheal see it a mil off, itul hit her in the eye soonas she terns into the korrydaw!

Pantglas you is luky to hav so meny stiffgits. I wud be hapy to start wiv just wun til I get yoost to it agen.

Shud I polish it evry day?

This school has turned into Sodom and Gomorrah

I will deal with you all on Monday!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid! ?

O fanks fur letin me no dat Chewbacca. Am getin more eggcited finkin I mite get a stiffgit to mount over my bed.

Pas me a yeller brush. Woz you meenin me to do door nob yeller or woz you meenin sumfin els.

I fink I hav lots to lern furst before miss will let me hav a stiffgit