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Done worree GrannyNW, iv ad big Stiffgits then lodes alikl Stiffgits won afta the ovur?. Deys orl the says wen ewes mowntin em in the bedrwm.....

Dunt worree Grannynannywanny, mowntin stiff gits agen is like ridin a bike, yoos never forgets ow to do it. An if yoos falls off, yoos jus clime back on agen! I do it all the time! An the size of the stiff git dunt matter at all. Parrently.

Ive got sum yelo flours in mi gardn, ile pik sum four Miss coz dey wil mach der paint ? Ile chek deres no ? ? or ? on them ?

Fanks. But am wurryd it’s so long sinz I had a stiffgit to mount am not shoor if I can member how. I am eggcited to try. Bean such long time sins had a stiffgit I wudnt evin wont a reely big wun.
I fink I be hapy wiv any size.

Owr teecher is very genrus wiv giving stiff gits Grannynannywanny an yooll get one wen yoo do sumfink gud. Yoo cud paynt that dorr andle for Miss Marydoll? She likes yeller dorr andles. Speshully wet ones.

D youz member Fwidayz puzil woz a lellow umbwella? Well dat cud go wiv Missz desc an char an tect er frum sonshin wot kan bees bad four yous if yous av two mush.

Wen ewe get yore first Stiffgit Granny, the gurls wil tel ewe ow too mownt it.......I is too bizee mowntin mi oan Stiffgits?

Youz sum tymes get a stiffgit four getin yous sums rite grannywn pants is d onle wun hoo getz uver stiffgits coz she’s vewy cleber . If yous getz yous sums rite nes weak yous kan asc Miss four a stiffgit two. Dats hoo I git myne.
You kan av dis brush an elp us den you mite get a stiffgit for art.?

I fink Miss woz borne spishus Squiffy wych is wye she bean a teecha orl er lyfe?‍?

No Squiffy sheal be reelee emprest wiv us, an weal problee awl get eksta stiff gits an we mite eeven get the skul priz for inishtiv an goin abuv an beeyon!!

Sham willa an der uvers arn ere to elp. Dey could do der legs. Oh chewy kareful yous got sum in yous air. Yous too pants an I to sum on mynes lbo ? du yu fink Miss will no itz uz uve panted her fings. She be so pleeezed. ?

I fink you girlz haz sow much stiffgits alreddy. I havent got nun. Cud I pleez av wun of yoors?

But I need instrushions as am not shoor wot its for

Doo yoo fink Miss mite get spishus if weer doin sumfing so nice four her?

Wot a gud ideea. A luverly lellow char an desc for Miss two sho er ow mush we kare. Let’s get pantin

We're shure to get anover stiff git for this! Defnitly.

Wot a gud idea Bathsheba The paynt tin sez its "*anti burglar NeverDry Paint*". We cud paynt her chare two. Wuldnt that be a luvverly sprise for her! I carnt weight to see her face!

Gwd ayedeea!?It cud be partov the Dookof Ednburger fing wot we cud getta anova baj an Stiffgit fore!

Oooh” Yoo gurls ar four it if Miss funds owt yoo ar hear at skool dewring thi wee kend ?

Done wurry, wes kan tydee up an kleen awl the klarsrum an av it awl sparklee an shinin an shele bee so emprest wiv us for cummin in on owr dai off. Aksherly, Ive got sum pait wot woz lef ova from wen my dad paitid the shed. Wes cud pait her desk for her. Itz a luvvlee brite yello - Miss wud luv it! Cum on gurls, get awl the paitbrushes from the eart rum an lez get krakin!

Ooh yes Miss mite giv us ard sums if she new we woz messin bout in skul aftr ours. Quik clea up de mess an get all dowz battwys put way. chewy stop mowntin and pants pik up all doz stiffgits and stuff dem down yous twowsers befour Miss sed dem ?

Oooerrrr I dunt like the sownds of them boyz.

You dunt need to worree bout Miss Marydoll coz she is markin owr xzam papers today I fink so that will, keep her bizzy for a bit. I'm not worreed bout xzam coz I nos we am gud at spellin an puntuashun.

I ope Miss’s orf avin a nyse tyme wiv er mirer an not earrin bout wot we is scussin toodae......she mite misinturprit get oldov wron end of the stick an weed be in deap dwdws ?

Dennis Elboe izz not to be mest wiv! Yore rite Chewy, he izz wun ov the big boyz, an he angs arowd wiv Arfur Eyetest. Thare a pare of big bulleez wot ar awlwase intafeerin wiv the gurls hoo ar trine to do mowntin.

Oo Pant I fink I'm too late coz I alreddy got Howsmayds Nees and theys urting me a lot wen I bens down to do the manuwal crankin. Dats why I fallz off me bike a lot two. Wot shud I do? Ure vewwy clever Pants can yoo sujest anyfink to elp me?

I dunt lyke the sownd of that Dennis Elbow, he sownds meen if he stops uz doin owr mowntin. Is ee wone of the big boyz in are skool? ?

Ewe gurls nead too bee cerrfwl not to get Bankurs Kramp (I fink I spelt it rite) ? wiv yore Stiffgit mowntin an Howsmayds Nees from orl that bending ovar em!

An wotch owt fore dat Denniss Elboe - a bugga ifn ewe is mowntin a lot?