Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Terribly, Tricky, (not really) Testing and Trying Teaser.

I no Pantglas it's not fare is it? I cort the nits off that big boy in class 5 with the lazy eye when he was helping me to mount my stiff git on my bedroom wall. My mum said we'd both haf to have it orf now.

Oh no Miss dat sounds lousy

Ooh Chewbacca ow diddewe manij that??‍♀️? ewe wil av to av it orf meediatly.....?

Oh now, I will have to call Nitty Norah, the Nasty Nit Nurse, with her very sharp steel comb! Ouch!!!

Ooh yess Mary51 I membr Tonee Heart an iccl morph?

I culdnt come to skool today cos I've got nits.

That meens yoo ALL got nits cos I woz playin wiv yoos yestiday.

Endomorph when he's rolled up into a little ball of plasticine.

Iz tha the endo the dae? Kan wes awl go ome now?

Feelingmyage. ?
I was so distracted by the endos, I forgot to award you your apple.

I'm not quite on the ball today!

You lot will be the endo me! No way can I endo-rse your behaviour! I will be endo-wing some very harsh punishments!

Here are the answers for anyone who is interested.

Lime Candy = 1
Fish Candy = 5
Swirly Pop = 25
Jelly Beans = 15
? = 10

See you all tomorrow!

I done fink we shud be menshunnin spurms in the saym thred as bois, endo-wed an testeemoniyals ? coz we avn ad our Secks Ejecuayshun yet.....Miss wil fink wee is forewurd liccl huzzees!

I fink we mite get a endo term party wen Miss sees how gud we are at our sums an widdles

Ooh ive got wun aswel - endo - sperm. Itz the vewwy end ov a wail, so muss bee itz big flappee tale.

Thanks for the apple Miss. These prefects are so clever with their endo words. I don't think I could do all that on my phone keyboard.

It mite be da endo us if Miss sez we are rood

Endo - rphins wot fish av on der sydes ?

Oh pants yes I greets wiv dat coz I bin ere sins der beeginin ?

I got wun

Endo - scopy wen yous rite don sumwun elsies ansr

It’s coz ewe is neerlee as seenyle as wot I iz Doodle!?

Ooh pants is I weely use Depwtee Perfect an iz got a baj two. Iz so scited I kan weight to sho mynes mum. ?

I bin wunnerin bout this endo fing what the Teechas is furrin to an I av maid a lyst of wot it cud bee

Endo - meetreeowsis Is todo wiv yore plummin
Endo - turm. Wen we av a big partee?
Endo - rsmunt. Agrea wiv the wae yore ponee ?goes
Endo - wed. Ow big summfink is?

O so itz mine bum Squiffy*! Wew Im wiv Doods 1 done kep nuffink thayre niver. I fink dat wud be uncumfibul. Ow cud yoo sit doun ifn yoo ad sumfink init? Souds orrabawl! Done unnastan wye scairee Miss wud fink of fings lik dat

bath squiffy iz wight. Yous endo iz wot yous sits on. Dats wy I can unnerstan wy Miss Doll an Miss Charley kep telin me deys cwoss wiv my inn u endo.
I keeps tellin dem I aint got nuffink in my endo.
Den Miss Charley tol me to luk it up inner dikshonewy but mynes mum tol me knot two luk up rood wurds an dats a norty bit. Snot mine folt ?

Oops I only read the OP. I don’t read the thread until I’ve worked it out. Sorry. Ignore my answer of pendant. Off to do sums. Hungover from a big headache. Not alcohol - I’m a good/nice girl - can’t remember which although they weren’t the same when I was 18. ?

Bath i fink yor endo is wot yoo sit on - yor reer endo.