Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Terribly, Tricky, (not really) Testing and Trying Teaser.

Doods I not shore wevva Ive got a endo. Wot is it? Is it sumfink rood? I mite aksherlee av wun but doant no itz cald endo. As it got nubba naim?

Fank ewe Doodle, wot is my Depwtee Perfect (wiv a baj)! Ewe sea Boat, bean a Perfect is baysd on senylitee in dis Skool an I am the mose senile pwpil ere! ?

Fanx fore mine appul Miss. Itz big an red an joosy. I lik fings lik dat.

As I tol Miss yessirday I got nuffunk in my endo. I not dat kinda gurl . I woz onwy wookin out four my fren pants. ?
I won menshun de sg wurd or de m wurd or goes to der bike shed all dis wek Miss pwomise . ??
pants ewed betr kep yous unmenshonibles two youself ?

I fink Pants shud be loud to do er mowntin wenevva she wonts, slong as she dont tawk bout it in klarss. But I spose she cud tawk to us bout it wen skul iz ova, wen wees wawkin ome.

I'll do it fer me homework after school, too bizzy playing now

Oh dear Miss I'm in the playground and forgot my pencil and paper
It's nice out here, come and join me, class!

puzzler no I don doos my widdles in a box an if yous gives me sumfing lik popcorn eye wud eat it not widdle on it ?
boat we alreddy ave a pwefec and dats pants and we av our teechr Miss Doll and Miss Charleygirl wot luks afr us at pwaytyme and gibs uz dwinks and ice cweam . Fankoo but wez don need sortin out. Wez angewic arn we Miss ?

Doodle I am getting cross with you and the innuendos. Look up that word in a dictionary if you do not understand what it means although Miss mentioned it yesterday.

Oh ?. Ok Miss C. I miss member. Not bik stands and no menshun isn’t der word for der fing wot pants mounts in era bedwm at nite. Is pants still loud to mount dem evn if she kant menshun dem?

Thank you but you may need a lie down mid week. MissDoll has had such a hard time recently she is doing other things at her home but I have a feeling she is not resting.

Doodle may I remind you the bike stand etc is out of bounds. That means you cannot go near it, especially as you walk to school.

Once I have finished Marydoll’s rocking chair CraftyGranny I will be round to help you finish off the dining room side.?‍?. £1.10.5d is my hourly rate?

Thank you for the apple, Miss Doll.
It's nice that I can drop into class when I don't have a job on, clambering up chimneys.

If you make me the class prefect I will come every day and sort out some of those young horrors for you.

I wud lyk a Vimtoe pleez Scerree Miss .....for not menshunin them Diplomats wot neads mowntin in mi bedrwm....or the bois testeemoniyals wot Doodle finks shud be pinnd to the byk wack......?

Doods I fink yoo skared wila wen yoo menshonnd de aligaytor! Shees probbly hydin.

Kan we all go Miss C we wil bee have and wark two by two in a aligator. We won run way an we won menshun the sg word.
willa wear is yous iz yous idin?

Right girls, ice cream or soft drinks? Who will pick them up?

Oh Batthsheba, you did! I wrote a list, and you were on it!
For you ?
wila ?.

Ow I dint get no appul, an I woz sew shore I gottid the aljiber wun rite ☹️. Ile av too ac anubber luk at it.

Oh Kalu Do you like paining living rooms, I have already done the dining room side but can't find the energy to do the rest

I woz late and itz already bin gest.... ?

Doodle ?

grannywn fawtuneitly I waks up four dem. Doin dem in mynes slep cud be uncumfitible dat stowy bout yous faves woz funee ?

Grannywanny ooh that’s funny. ?

Thank yoo Miss. I won’t offer to paynt yoor chare, my payntin is not as gud as my maths. I wood mak a terribl mess!