Wednesda: Miss MaryDoll's Wacky and Wild, Wayward Maths Class.

Ooh Bathsheba I cud pwt that luvlee pwddin in mi top endo an toomoro itud cum owt mi bottum endo wuddn it?

Im bak. Willa hiya, Mi cusen livs in Merika, do yu no er. she is kald Avril

We cud tak owt th cors, push Currans in da middul
then baek th appals hole . I don no wot it’s cawld, jus Baekd Appols i fink?

Appol's sweet enuff, 'Sheba. Weel jes ad sum ciminamum 'n kweem to de appols de wei Puzzler sez.....'n less sumwon 'av anudder resipi widdowt de shuger?

I cud maik it wiv dat sweatna stuf wot mine mum poots in her koffey to elp her looz wate.

I not reelee spose to eet fings lik dat reel Willa cos thay is bad fore me awl ova, not jus mine teef!

Sheba....yur Sharlot luks delishus! karefil wid de shuger cuz ma mama sez id bad fo yur teef. Yoo kud endo at de endo dontis. Dunno wai....mebe dey nid somin dat has evin mo teef den us....'n endo dontis rex!!

Sowy, I ment Puzzler

Doo yoo hav sum Charlot Bath? It luks vewy tastee.

Iz yoo pootin stuf in yore endo agenn Pants.

Ooh wes cud bayk a Appul Sharlot! Itz reelee yummee!

Cinimum 'n kreme soun's yummy!

Mi boyfren sez mi pastree is bad, but I can wip da creem gurls.

Squiffy....I kin see yoo too. Le me see whos 'n udder pages

Beke in th oven? Appul pie wiv sinnermun? An creem?

Puzzler, I didn see yoo...beke appols wid us

Wuz lookin fer ye Bathsheba, Doodle and Puzzler...youse me gud buddys! Wut shud wee beke wid our appols?

Ive neva scene wun iver Puzzler! I wud neva in a trillyon yeres av guest that!

Aha! I fowt ah wuz rite too but I sed pigskin! Almos' rite eh?! Ef only id wuz 10 leturs 'astead o' 7. I cudda evin mede 'n appol krus' fo aul evus.....awww shucks!

Oh thanks Miss, i forgot. I got mi wurzel gummedg ‘ead on today!!
But i didn no da baskit ball, I dunno iv I ever ceed wun befor.

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Puzzler, you did get an apple today for the maths puzzle at 09:12:30

The answer is 28.

The item is a basket ball.

I am ere to Willa but i’m wery sad coz I done av an appul from Miss today.
I fort da pikshur wuz a clementine - an it ad 10 lettrs - so I weely fort I got it wite.
But it mus bi wong ?

Im ear Willa. Itz topov the arfanoon ware wee iz! I muss ov mist braik (I fink dats wot yoo kawl resess) an now itz neelee goin ome tim!

Top 'o de mornin Miss, Gurls! Doodle fankyoo fer finkin o' me. We git lots of appols atween us, 'n we kin havem at resess.

Got te push de 'autocorrect' butin.

Top of the morning girls! Doodle, it's so nice for you to think of me. Between the two of us, we have enough apples to share at recess.

Your in my prayers Charleygirl.... Hope everything goes well today. Maw! Welcome back...really happy to see you here.

Oops...autocorrect brouk agin! Gurls, were ar ye?

Praps itz Donnawl Twumps endo *Doods". Bwyte norinj to mach is faiss,