Wednesda: Miss MaryDoll's Wacky and Wild, Wayward Maths Class.

willa, who knows, I have never been to Liverpool !

Wot bout choclit fingrs oar chocklit mint stics. ? Yous got two play too Bath so we kan c use poo stic is firs ?

Yuk no, I don lik twiglets, dey tais ov marmyt an I hait marmyt, so I wudden be aibl to poot wun in mine top endo, kos it wud maik my feal sik.

Dats wot woz wurryin me two squiffy. That praps willa fought me weally ment stiks for poo! Dats wy I ask er if dey no’s abought dem in mewica.
bath don go putin litted matchtiks in yous bottum endo or you mite have windy pops and den yud blow yourself up ?
Dat cud be vewy dangrus. I fought we cud ewes likkle twiglits ?

I weally ope dat Wila nose abowt The Real Pooh Sticks or we mite neva here from her aggin! ???

Wot sighs poostix ar yoos goin to poot in yore top endos? I done fink I be aybul to swollo ennyfink bigga than a machtik. Dyoo fink I shud lit it furss? Id blo it owt ocorse afore it gose in mine top endo. Jus wurriing it mite lit isself in mine insids ifn I done lit it an blo it owt furss.

I spect so Doodle, wych is wye ewe woz choosed by Missn me as er ayesnyears, wot is owr jawb wen she iz bizee wiv er mirer an fings....?

Dats wot I fought pants ? duz you fink we fink aleyeke cos yous iz d perfect and iz yous depwetee ?

Dat muss be wye they iz corld Poostyx Doodle coz the cums owt the bottum endo....?

Wye as ewe corld uz Miss Crayons, Miss? ??

willa duz youz pla poo stiks in mewica?

Miss Charleygirl, I'm glad you are back safe and sound. We have missed you.

Nana3, are you a new girl, I don't think we have been introduced? Welcome to our class.

Beware of the class miscreants!

Dats wot iz going to do two willa and pants. Wes goin to pass fings from one endo to d uver ?

Doodle, Sowwy, but ayl pass!

Charleygirl5 ..... So glad that everything went well. Best of luck to you and may your eyes be fully restored going forward.

Doodle Not sayin.

Crafty, wut a luvly 'ncountur. Did yoo evir git to meet de granny?

nana3 wot did u git furs? Is yous a ome skuler?

Sowy Miss C I av no’s idea where dat funee Gwalior wurd cum frum. Eben eye don no wot dat meeenz. I fink I ment I woz glad yous one safe. ?

I got it first

Oh Miss Charley wez so Gwalior youz one safe. We op it didn hurted yous wen dey put dat jection in yous eye. Dat makes me feel ouchy ? Hope d medicn wurk an make yous eyes betr. We missed yous Miss . Wez bin vewy good an I pwomise I asn menshuned any norty wurds an I avent put anyfing in my endo.

pants dues yous fink dat fings wot goes in yous top endo wun day cum out yous botum endo d following day?
If dats twu shal we twy playin poo stiks? If I put a likkle stic in myne too endo I wil c if it cum out myne bottom endo d nex day. We cud all do it togeber atta sayme tyme an see who’s poo stick cum out der endo firs ?

Thank you all very much for your kind thoughts. I have been at home for a couple of hours but unable to use my computer because I could not read very much but my eyes are slowly improving. It takes 5-6 hours for the effects from the drops to go.

I have had my left eye injected and please believe me I am given so many anaesthetic drops I feel zilch. I return in 4 weeks for a repeat performance.

I do hope all of you girls have been good but I did wonder!

Bathsheba and Crafty a pair of clever clogs- you both did very well. So many of you managed to work out the maths puzzle that some of Miss MaryDoll's teaching has penetrated.

I do feel we really must concentrate on spelling and then grammar. Most of you want to go to university so it will be a hard graft to get you there. You will need more subjects than maths to get a place.

Please have an early night- I am sure Miss has a busy timetable for you tomorrow.

Ooh Pants....yoo bein' norty agin. Ef Miss fines out yoo wut yoo say 'but Sheba's Charlotte, yoo in truble agin 'n yoo endo gonna endo lookin' like dat oringe pussil wee do teday.

Believe it or not Willa, when my DH and i were in Seatle in '97, we were approached in a restaurant by a young lady and asked if we knew her Grandma who lives in Liverpool???

Oh Crafty, 'merika's a big pleis. Don no aniwun neme Avril. 'n ef ah meat 'n Avril, how will'n no eff she's de rite Avril?