Thursday: Terrible Miss Mary Doll’s Totally Troublesome Teasers.

squiffy dat wud be gud for pants coz if shez an alkeholeic she’ll fall doun offn sew wyl kneed two be dwagged ome by er toe ?

Pants if yoo fawl doun AA can toe yoo home, theys veree gwud at dat.

I az offn fort of joynin AA .... speshialee now I av a kar an wuddna wanna braykdown!

Ooh pants ar yu shoo yous not an alkeholeic. We kud go wid you two alkeholics Nonymouse if yous lik.

Norty Pants! Woch owt four ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Ooh no Squiffy the fallin ova is diw to mi alseimers not de alkyholisism - hic!?

Doze Ale Mairees mus bee veree alkolik Pants. Yoo betta eet a mint two hyde de smel ov boos aw yool bee in such trubbel wiv Miss!.

Yes I iz veeganal if ewe disreegaar the baycn buttee wot I snift (an ett?) dis mournin!

I iz stil pewer in mynd an fort, ifn ottin deed, an I fesses mi syns evri weak in de confecktonri boks. Afta a cuppl o Ale Mairies I iz fallin bout orl ova de plaiss agen....?

Iz dat lyke beein vegan Doods?

pants I fink if yous az dat sort of mirer yous will kneed to do sumfink for dem so dey byes yous nyce fings. I fink yous kneed to bee carfuwl yous keyp youself pewr and vergenal ?

I onlee wanna mirer wispring sweat nuffinks in mi year, lyke wot Miss az, wiv lotsa prezens swell ?????????

I woodn wan a bare or a burd wispwing in my eer. An d onwee twiangles I likes is tobwerone ?

Mary.....ar ye shur et was'n a vewy toll bare wispwing in yer eer?

He's quite a tall bird really!

mary51 if an ickle burd whispurd pascal twyangle to mee I would be vewy ftighted coz burds don talk.??

Oh squiffy you went an hided in der woulda so I woodn get intwo twuble. Dats so nyce. But I woodn want der bare to eet yous I wud bee vewy sad. Yes let’s eet ouz appos.?

Les fine Doodle, 'n we kin eet r'appos by de swings.

Ime dry now Willa so i can cum bak in. Phew, dat woz close!

Squiffy done doo dat. Ef yoo dry off, Miss wone notis ye 'n yoo done hev to hyde in de woodz 'n git eeten bya bare.

That was so obvious. I should have seen that. A little bird whispered Pascal triangle to me at four, so I should have sent answer in!

I downt wont two get Doods intwo twubbel Willa so ile go an hyde in de woodz but ime skayred ov de bare ?

Puzzler- I am Miss’s Mottlee Fuel an I az a speshul cap n baj wot I wares on cayshuns wen she iz entataynin....not er mirer ocors, dems therr privats tymes...?

No I don’t live in the woods Pants I think Mummy gets her sums wrong and gets lots of crosses on her homework.

Pants I want to live in your head. You are so funny.
Ever thought of writing comedy sketches?

Ooh do ewe lyve in de woods?? Oopsadaisy? I wuddn wanna meat a cwoss bare ?in yore ows!