Wednesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Weird and Wonderful, Brain Whirling Teaser

Pantglas ?

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Sorry! It's not 3,5, 6, 10 nor 13 ?

Thanks for your good wishes class. I'm afraid there will be no visitors thank goodness!.
Mr MaryDoll, will be depositing me at the front door and leaving.

Pantglas ?
Puzzler ?

Fanks for the froot Miss ? ?
We can send yoo a BIG basket of froot wen you aw in th Hospital.

Oh Miss iz sew peezed four yous. Dats such gud news. ?
Iz ok Miss Charley wyl luk afr is. I fink she secwetly lik in know. We pwomise to bee gud...........we pwomise we twy an be gud........we pwomise we twy Knot two be two norty. ?

I dun boff sums and gotted dem rite so iz wen out two see der fyremens an gib dem sum gummy bares. Dey woz so pleezed dey sed we cud wisit der fyre stayshun afr skul.

pants shal we go an c if dey let uz swide down dat powl fing. I wanna wing der bell two ?

puzzler I fink dats a gud ideya. An wez cud get sum flours two. Praps if wez awl tak does two der opistal wez kan sneek in an give Miss a prize visit. I spect dat ud weawy cheer er up ?

Glad to hear the good news about your trip to the hospital, Miss Doll.
It's nice of them to let you come in and have a rest from this lot.
(Soz about my spelling, btw. I can't seem to do it like the others.)

Oh Doods thas bwiyant! Kan wes awl go to de fyre stayshun? I cud doo sum darnsin on the powl fing, kos I av lurnt it fwom mine mum. She duz it fore werk at a speshul plaiss wot oney owpns arfta im in bed. She got a vewwy pwittee yooneefawm - iz awl shynee an got seekwins an tassulls.

Maybe we can git the fyreman 2 visit Miss in ospitel? Or will vat giv er blud presshur

It was my eyesight at fault - I thought it said that ring = bear + ring!

FarNorth, ??

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Sorry! It's not 1, 3 , 5, 6, 10 nor 13 ?

For those who can't solve it! A wee sweetie to chew on to get your brain working. ?
Watch your teeth, don't be like Mr Marydoll, who has just lost a filling!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aH3H1auHcA

sorry about the adverts.
The one I got was for funerals! ??

Owchee! Pore Mr Marydoll!!! Wiw he bee aybul to go to a dentyss Miss or ar thai awl stil clozd ware yoo ar?

Oo Bathsheba I diddun noe yore mum is a Polish danza! We wil bea avin Danz Klassys swn so praps she cud giv uz lessuns on the Manuka Mazoorka an otha fings?

Diss she av eni owld custumes wot we cud tryon?

Thank you, Miss.
I like fruit much better than sweeties anyway, aren't I a good girl.

Pants ile av too ars er ifn she kan do dem darnsis. I fink she oney darnsis wiv poles. Sumtims i kan ear er in er bedrwm pwaktissin, but i not loud to woch kos she sez iz a pryze fore me to see laitr wen shees prefektid it. Snot fare tho kos she letz Peet hoo kleenz owr wyndos go in an woch er.

I done unnastan tho kos I no forafakt she assen got a powl in er bedrum, kos she awlwase yooses the woshinlyne powl to sho me er darnsis.

bath don wuwwy bout Mr Doll’s toof. Miss Doll sed she woz goin to git sumfink from der rain fowest plaice and she goin two shuve it in der ole to mak I’m betr.

Yes wez can awl goes to der fyre stayshun. I lukin fourwid two it.

???? um Miss um I woz wunnerin wy youz gib uz a wink to dat youstube fing. ??? I cwiked on it Miss whyle I woz avin mynes lunsh coz I fought it wud be sumink edukayshunal. ....... Duz youz fink I kant ear pwopewy Miss?
Is dat wy youz sen me a vdo of a manz getin erewax outa is ere wiv a pwastic scwew dwiber? E ad a wot of erewax miss ?

JoyBloggs Thanks for your message. ??

I have ordered a temporary filling kit for Mr MD from the long river company and will be adding dentist to my many qualifications.

Did youz owder wun of doze ere fings wot I jus menshuned too Miss ?

Wot dyoo meen Doods? Ar yoo finkin Miss cud yoos the erewaks to shuv in the ole in Mr Dolls toof?

Mary51 ?
Wila ?

The you Tube clip was supposed to be of the song, Don't give up on me baby. Failed miserably!! ?

Whad' I miss tooday? Dere's annudder puzil? Ooh Miss, I ownlee sint yoo de ansurs te de furs won. Ayl send you de udder ansur wen aye kin figger dis won out. Happy to see yur gud nooze....dat is vewy pwomising!

Unlock wiila. Yous got ear jus in tyme two go two der fyre stayshun to c der fyremenz. Yous bettr tuk yous skyrts in yous nickas gurls if wez goin to does pole vawltin ?

Done fink ewe shud bee menshunnin vorltin de fyremuns poll Doodle or Miss wone letuz goe?‍? or iz big choppa neiver⚒?

Gud thwing wee ol lernt te doo summirsolts in the bouncy cassel

Thanks for the apple Miss, so much better for me than sweeties!


FarNorth like you I haven't mastered spelling in this class. However this is a new word from my childhood - obbog for hospital!