Wednesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Weird and Wonderful, Brain Whirling Teaser

Oh Doods thas bwiyant! Kan wes awl go to de fyre stayshun? I cud doo sum darnsin on the powl fing, kos I av lurnt it fwom mine mum. She duz it fore werk at a speshul plaiss wot oney owpns arfta im in bed. She got a vewwy pwittee yooneefawm - iz awl shynee an got seekwins an tassulls.

Glad to hear the good news about your trip to the hospital, Miss Doll.
It's nice of them to let you come in and have a rest from this lot.
(Soz about my spelling, btw. I can't seem to do it like the others.)

puzzler I fink dats a gud ideya. An wez cud get sum flours two. Praps if wez awl tak does two der opistal wez kan sneek in an give Miss a prize visit. I spect dat ud weawy cheer er up ?

Oh Miss iz sew peezed four yous. Dats such gud news. ?
Iz ok Miss Charley wyl luk afr is. I fink she secwetly lik in know. We pwomise to bee gud...........we pwomise we twy an be gud........we pwomise we twy Knot two be two norty. ?

I dun boff sums and gotted dem rite so iz wen out two see der fyremens an gib dem sum gummy bares. Dey woz so pleezed dey sed we cud wisit der fyre stayshun afr skul.

pants shal we go an c if dey let uz swide down dat powl fing. I wanna wing der bell two ?

Fanks for the froot Miss ? ?
We can send yoo a BIG basket of froot wen you aw in th Hospital.

Thanks for your good wishes class. I'm afraid there will be no visitors thank goodness!.
Mr MaryDoll, will be depositing me at the front door and leaving.

Pantglas ?
Puzzler ?

Pantglas ?

Matches
Sorry! It's not 3,5, 6, 10 nor 13 ?

Bath if yoos got lotta goldun appuls (Well Done!) - yoo
kan sell dem and it will maek yoo loadsa ? ££’s ,
an’ yoo kan bye a lubly dressin tabul wot yoos alays wantd.

Delighted at your news Miss. it will make you much better. Hurray ?

Thanks for the apple and strawberry Miss. I’m shocked to get 2 correct answers.
Delighted to hear you’ve had some uplifting news this morning and hope your treatment will be really beneficial for you ?

Pantglas our posts must have crossed. You will not be going anywhere. Anyway, Miss wants to get better, not have a relapse.

Ooh I got nubba gowldn appul! I kan poot it on mine dwessn taibl wiv my uvva wun. (Snot reelee a dwessn taibl, iss a jesta drores, but I awlwase wontid a dwessn taibl, so das wot I korl it)

I yam so pleezd fore yoo Miss an I reelee ope yoo get yore ostipul poyntmet soon!

Gurlz wes wiw awl av to pwaktiss been reelee gud fore wen scairy Miss taiks ova. Praps we kan ask Oops to giv uss sum behaibeeor lessns in bwaik tyme.

Fanks Miss an ere is the Skool Sheeld ?fore to keap ewe Sayfe! Wen ewe goes to horspittle I wil orgnyse a klass trip to vysit - wone dat bea fun??

So pleased to hear your good news MissMaryDoll. I know the girls will be delighted if I agree to take over.

Fortunately for you, the girls will not be able to visit.

Matches

The answer is NOT 6 nor 10, sorry!

I'm crossed eyed reading the PMs! I think I have everyone!

I have picked strawberries ?from the garden for the following people for getting the matches question correct.

Grannynannywanny ?
Bathsheba ?
Craftygranny ?
PittCity*?
Doodle?

If I have missed anyone, I'm sure you will let me know!

Sorry I haven't been in with the apples, class.
My consultant phoned with some good news about my new treatment.
I'm going into hospital at some point in the next few weeks....I hope.
Risky, but necessary. my spirits have lifted! It does mean I will be shielding even longer, but that's a small price to pay!


Bathsheba gets the golden apple for being first. Class swot again!
Pantglas ?
Puzzler ?
Grannynannywanny
Pittcity ?
Saxifrage ?
Callistemon ?
Squiffy ?
Craftygranny ?
Callistemon?
Doodle ?

I hope I haven't missed anyone. It's hard work, doing corrections.

Ooh Callistemon ifn ewe az the runs ewe cud elp the fyremuns run owt their ozes!?

Werr is that norty Doodle? An Oopsadaisy! I bet they is angin rown the bacco the fyrenjin polyshin the fyremuns elmet......?

Likrish yes please, Puzzler

Will it give me the runs tho?
It's a lacksertif

Same here Squiffy I eventually realised when I zoomed in. Not sure that it’s made much difference to my ability to work it out

Yoo can hav sum likrish instead Cally? Ive brort sum fore da fiwrmen, its red likrish cawld fiwrmens hozes.

Aha, I thought the division sign was an add sign Bath! No wonder I couldn't work it out!! Thank you!

Fank goodness I don't like gummie bares

Morning orl. ?
If I ‘ad red da kweston proplee i mite hav got a rite anser. But I fort it waz wun ov dose pickturs wot woz from a funnee angul an’ I pee emmed Miss ‘wot’ I saw, ‘not how’ meni maches I saw.
I fink I shud sit in da dunces corna.

dragonfly just look at the middle line: ring = bear divided by ring. Switch it round so it's a multiplication instead, i.e. bear = ring x ring.

I can’t do it this morning Miss. I can work out the others but can’t get the ring!