Fortunately it’s Friday! Miss MaryDoll’s Fandabidozee, Frustratingly, Flummoxing Puzzle.

bath I lub jellee. Purple, wed an geen. Duz yous fink Miss wud let uz mak jellee in der mestic synce rwm. I got a wabbit jellee mould wot mak a wubberwy wobbly wabbit. ?

Doods I fortid it mite be blumonj swel. I reelee wub blumonj, speshlee pink blumonj, wiv perpl jellee and kweem!

I duzzen reelee get up speshlee urlee. Fakt I woz laet toodae kos I ternd off mine larm an wen bak to slep . I done nebba doo dat yoojlee.

Allo enewywun. Ere I am. Layte as ewesual. Wot av I misd. Ooh to choklit an bikkies.
bath youz vewy cleber an youz getz up erle ?
pants praps der picshure is blank mange. I don like dat ivor

Aww nuthin to doo with fwyed eggs Pittcity? ?

I have tried cheating and Googled the picture..... It came up with astronomy and floor tiles?

Bathsheba most definitely but your written and spoken English would have to improve. You obviously have a quick brain because you are top of the class most days. Your parents will be proud of you, very well done.

Ooh fankyoo Miss Charley. I reelee wub dese mafs pwobelms, kos mafs iz mine faivrit sudjek. Dyoo fink i cud bee a mafs teecha wen ise a grode up?

Bathsheba very well done- I really have high hopes for your future yet.

I ‘av pee emmed Miss with my 1 gud anser (I fink) an’ 1 pafetik anser . Is der a Scottish wae ov sayin “fried egg” in 5 letturs? ?

Or it cud be smellee eena Pittcity. Oh, but thas two menny lettas swel .

Ooh I no, I no! Iz mrang!!! Thas got 5 lettas!

I fort it woz tapioca pudding.... Skool dinner innit.... too meny leters

Yuk Pants ??. Yoov poot me rite off avvin a ot choklit now ☹️

Ot choklit iz in the kantean an Miss az gonn two mayk morr biskwits coz sumwon az eetn em orl? (twozn mi....??)

Dat secun piktur lwks lyk sicke, an itz gotted fyv letrs!

Fanks Puzzler (Ise blushin now)

Well dun Bath yoo got de goldun appul!

Ooh yggdrasil yoo mussen giv big kloos lik that!!! Miss oney wontz peepul to pee emm thare arnsas an not sae on ear wot it is.

Im gald yore stil ear tho, eevn tho yoo done reelee lik de wae we spel in this skul.

Morning Miss, Pants an Bath.
I dunno wot th planits seekwence is an’ I won bee eatin eny of that yogit - if dats wot it is - it luks nasti.

Ooh fanks Miss. I done no wot the piksher is tho. Luks lik yogurt but tha azzen got 5 lettrs. Minedyoo, ifn I spel it rite, it dus - yoget!!!

Mawnin Pants. Ware dyoo get yore ot choklit? Kan I av sum pleez?

This is the number you musn't say on Discworld

Well done, Bathsheba, the golden apple for you!

I won't be back in class for ages, be patients girls and behave!

Ooh biskwits?. Hurree gurls, they iz fwesh outta uven an bea lishus wiv owr ot choklit!