Fortunately it’s Friday! Miss MaryDoll’s Fandabidozee, Frustratingly, Flummoxing Puzzle.

oops I fink yous fit in wel az youz ar. Youz shudn be avin der vapours at youz aje dats four peples wot az giben up sigaretz. ?. C u Mundy

Good afternoon everybody, sorry not to have been around, but I had the vapours. Mummy said I should take to my bed, so I did.
Did I miss anything?

I’ve been studying hard so that I fit in
cor wotcha peeps
Owzat?
See you all on Monday, bright and early , neat as a pin.

Grannywn Dik Emry did die a loooong tim ago dats wy yoo havent seen im.
Mikal Makintyr as taken is place on Sat nites on tv now - ‘e iz funny an vewy norty too.

Just luked on yootoob an lots of funny ol klips of Dick Emery.

youtu.be/_2dvJWTCTP0

grannywn is youz bein norty agin? ?

Doodle he yoosed to be reely funny. I not seen Dick fur a reely long time. Saterdy nites yoosed to be grate fun wiv Dick

grannywn member Dick Emery. Ooh yous r awfl but iz lik u.?

geannynannywanny

I sed a big sg. But to be onis it been so long sins am had a sg even a smol wun wood be grate. I wud be eezy pleezd I fink

grannywn youz mak me laff two. Sum tymes my laffs run down myne legs two . Wot a pear. I ope you get yous sg soon two. ?

I bean in clas hear a foo times an it bean such gud fun. Sum of dem times I laffed so much til teers rand down mine legs. The rood times wer funnyest. Pleez doant stop bean norty an rood. Am hoapin if I cum to skool I mite get a big s’g’ to mount on mine wol soon. Fanks for makin me laff so much gurlz

We are fine Miss. There wasn’t any unpleasantness.

I think yggdrasil just didn’t understand what bathsheba had written as she did it in school language. Bath was just explaining nicely that we don’t post answers or clues as it stops others having a go at the puzzles. Nothing more than that.

We have always welcomed anyone to join us either to just do the puzzles if that’s what they want or to join in the chat if they want to. As you say, everyone is welcome.
I think all your gurls are fine and no one is upset so don’t worry about us. Sleep well and have a peaceful weekend and thank you for all the games and fun ?

Night night Miss, don’t worry ?

Oh dear, girls

I am really upset when there is unpleasantness in our class. This thread is not meant to be exclude anyone, heaven forbid and everyone is welcome to join in, whether it is being part of the nonsense or to lurk quietly in the background and wait until I post the answers. It really doesn't matter, whether you can understand the nonsense or not!
That's what it is, just nonsense! It's not meant to be serious.?
It is meant to be a bit of FUN in these difficult times!!

I can assure you, in my book, you are all good girls, who look out for each other. Try not to let this misunderstanding upset you.

I will see you all on Monday. Night, night!?

willa dats shakspier he dun rit plaes in den olden deys ?
Dats a bwillian idee. Wez cud put on a plaee. pants cud direc it. I spect she’s got a stiffgit in Direcshun ?

Oh willa wez as M&Ms two ?. Ouz smarties is a bit lik M&Ms but deyz flatr. willa if youz biskits is lik scones duz you ave fings lik cake?

I woodn worry bath in ouz klass no wun seys anyfink nastee or unkin to aneewun. We is alwez nyce two chuver an anywun hu joynz uz iz alwiz maid welcum. Der no bulyin sew wez shudn be worrit bout fendin aneewun (cept pwaps der rood bits but deys der funeest ??)
bath doze merican smarties luk lik wot we cawls refweshers.
willa in dis cuntwee ouz smarties as chocklit in der miggle. I fink ouz smarties may bees bettr n yous ?

Gurls....'A rowth bye enynem ith 'twill a rowth' Shugir kovird chocklit pils ar delishus no matir wut deys kald.

Pants....In Mewika dere's M&Ms kandy......dey smol, roun' n' kovid 'n kolorfil shugir shell wid choklit inside dem, de way Doodle sez.
In Mewica, wee kol ur biskits, 'cookies'. Wat we'z kol biskits in Mewica iz a roun' scone 'n jus' az gud.

Doods yoos rite btw, I woz jus trine to tel yggdrasil in a kine wae bout ow wes awl av to kep awl de ar arnsas seekrit. But I fink she woz bit noyed. Done no wy, maiby jus kos she duzzen lik owr spelyn.

Cor loss of spellyn staiks in mine larss poass! Shud be ‘in merica’ an ‘to de wuns’ an ‘I av a cuzzan’

Doods dey av Smarties i. Merica, but deys diffran to se wuns wot yoo get ear. I no dis kos I ac a cuzzan wot livs in cowfawnya.

Doodle, in Merika they az orl sourz o straynj fings - they micksis up anbags, bonnets, payvmens, biskwits, sconns an alsourz.....we canna be wurreein bout it?

Eye foun a boxer smartees in myne bag. We kan all shar dem. I liks likin der culur off d outyde and den etin der chocklit.
willa duz yous av smartees in mewica?

Fank yoo Doods yoos a luvvlee frend ?

willa i wwdent hav guest it iver! ??