Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll's Teasing and Terribly Tricky Maths Problems.

Thank you Miss i won ete dat goldun appul but I will kepe it shinee ?

Ooh Pittcity, I ope ewe dinna steppe in em browne fings.....?an wypd yore ffeet or the Cerrtaykr wil bea cwoss!

Pants

bath sowy yous pourly. Op yous tummee betr soon. We cud awl cum an vysit yous afr skul an brin yous gwapes two chear yous up?
willa dats nyce yous ear urly. Wez can pla at bweak if I dun my sum by den. It luk diffcult two me.
pants will yous get nover one dem unmenshunibles if yous pass yous cors?

I dunno wot dat pikshure iz but I op dey isn in mynes gardin?

I am layt cos I woz owt lukin 4 brown fings....

Crafty. I iz mentrin orl ayjes coz I az neckzempluree rekord wych is wye I az orl my bajs an Stiffgits.

I oslo givin Oopsadaisy locashun lessuns fore wych she is veri graytfl - er motha.....not soe much?

Skiving off now
CU layter

Bathsheba I jes spoked to the Skool Nurrs an she sjested bess fing that ewe av an enemee. I tole her ewe az lotsa fiends an izza nyse gurl an dunna av enemees ?

Pants wat age grup do yu menter?

That piktur luks lyke a wudn flor wiv a muky rug

Oh Bath, pur yu.
Yu maebe nede a poo

Luk, I am a poe it an I dint no it

get wel sune

Hello gurls, I'm hear urly 'cuz yestirdey wuz vewy bizzy doin' chores. (Iz jus' 6 am in Mewica). Miss, I jus' werked out de problim and al bee sendin' it to yoo. Fer de life o' mee, I dunno de udder won.....Le' me fink abawit sum mor.

Sowwy Miss but I karn cum to skul toodae kos I got a tumee aik.

Hi class, the picture is indeed tricky, but Dragonfly and Callistemon were in the correct neck of the woods! ?
Do you think I'm a wicked teacher?????

Lies, lies and more damned lies!
The golden apple today goes to Puzzler!
Nortsat?
Dragonfly ?
Callistemon?

I think they went shopping Charlie they are playing hookey!

Puzzler Miss has never given out trick questions. If it is very difficult around lunchtime she will give another clue. You were very quick to work out the maths question- you may be top of the class. Where are all of the girls?

Gurls an MissCharley doo yoos no dat if yoo tell lies in klass, yoo do av to sit on da norty step. This kwestun cud be a twick an if wee tell da lie to Miss, we’ll av to sit on it. ?

I haven't a clue either of the picture

Good Luck Pants

I iz on a Traynin Corss toodae on ‘Ow to menter niw Poopils’ so canna wayst spen thyme on Miss’s teezas! (Akchewlee, they iz jes playn ard!)?

Puzzler Nor I!

I don fink I av wun of dose in mine gardun.

I hav pee emmed anser for da sums Miss but Lordy nose wot dat pictur iz.

Good Morning Miss I fink it’s a butterscotch tart yoo left in yoor garden by accident.

AAArgghhh!