Fantastic Friday: Miss MaryDoll's Friday Brain Frying Testing Teaser.

I lyk a dandeelyon n berrdoc wiv fishnchips.

Fanks Puzzler and Bathsheba, I will av the barlee shugar and the coff sweeet, pleez.

On Mundae, I wull fetch in sum sherbert lemmons ...??

Ello enewywun. Miss Charley dats so nyce ov yous. Pleese mae I av a dite cok to go wiv myne ? and ?.
Cor Mondee orf I cud av a lie in .....az ewesyoual ?

Wez mus bee septeonawy gud twoda for Miss so she git well soon.

puzzler you membred myne lickwish. Oh Fankoo dats sew kynd. ?. I got choklit buntins four uz awl.

Nortsat youz kan av dis sherbit lemin from myne potit. Itz a bit fwuffy.?

Ooh lickwish, mi veree faverittist an Annie Seed two! Yoo can awl shayre mines an ile bring Shirt Bert two dip de lickwish in.

CraftyG you know I do not approve you having alcohol but what goes on in your house is up to your parents. You will not be receiving any alcoholic beverages here, ever.

I ‘av pee emmed you Miss agen wiv mi Maffs coz I got it wong furst twy.
I fink itz coz I ad a sip of Crafty’s mum’s gin. It iz vewy nise wiv coke. ?

No wum, not Gin!!! I am not wiv it todae.

Puzzler you are not old enough to consume alcoholic drinks. I will be informing your mother after school. You may drink the diet coke on its own.

If we izz avin Mundae ooff, Eye will eat all me sherbert lemmons meself ??

Yous cud save dem for Toosday Nortsat ......eber opeful ?

Hello there class, I hope you are all behaving.

A number of you clever pupils have worked out the values of the fish, but calculated that the answer is 52, which is incorrect.

(Sturgeon x squid) + 2dolphins = ?

Have you forgotten your BODMAS or was it, you didn't notice that there were two dolphins.

Squiffy ??
Nortsat ? ?
Pittcity ? ?
Callistemon ? ?
Mary51 ? ?
Puzzler ?
Silverlining ? from yesterday.
Justwidowed ?

I hope I have got everyone. I'm in a right old fankle here! ?

I'm mortified, I missed out our very own Miss Charley. ?

Justwidowed ?

OMG I deserve the remainder of the day off having managed to work out something correct for once. I bow gracefully out of the maths puzzles and leave those to the brightest in our class.

I’ve go a fyoo diffrent ansurs so I’m wating for Miss to post them coz iv gon oll shi. Im oll doolally isolating. Miss please hav my good wishes for Monday.

Is there a deputy for Monday. I can’t do Maths but could do a riddle?

Weldun Miss Charley I nyoo yoo ad it in yoo sumware!

I cannot do the maths but maybe Puzzler or Doodle? Why not enjoy the weekend off?

I nominate Doodle . She has been here a lot longer than me and it may save her having to be “employed” by others Miss Charley?

Feeling I had 3 go’s at the algebra today and don’t know yet if the 3rd try was right. Not at all confident ?

Sorry Puzzler I thought you were one of the whiz kids possibly destined to teach maths when you leave school!

I think it would be easier if everybody had a long weekend off and come back on Tuesday, refreshed. If MissDoll is not up to doing what she does best, I will teach English grammar.

Gurls let me whisperr - wot is mi BODMAS - Miss is tawkin abowt?
I dunno wot she meenz ?
If I got da sums wong I will blame nowin bout mi BODMAS.

I’m stayin at dis skool fur eternetee Miss C . ?

BODMAS is the order in which you do an equation:

Brackets (if there are any)
Orders
Division
Multiplication
Addition
Subtraction

There were no brackets but I put some in when I was working it out.
Oh, it's a squid, I thought it was a crab !