Fantastic Friday: Miss MaryDoll's Friday Brain Frying Testing Teaser.

Puzzler there is too much sugar in an ordinary coke so diet coke it will be. I promised your mother I would not give you sweet, sugary drinks.

Diet or fat coke for mee pleez Miss Charley.
I fumbld in mi skool bag Nortsat but awl I can offr yoo is
a coff sweet wiv a bit of fluff on coz I azent ad a coff for abowt 2 yers.

Would you like me to buy diet coke or Fanta for you to have with your fish and chips? Tell me what you want and I will bring it into the class.

I cannot believe how good you have been. Would you like a day off on Monday?

Eye don lik lickrish, hasn’t nobody got sherbert lemmons?

(My spell check can’t cope with the standard of grammar and spelling in Miss Marydoll’s class and keeps trying to correct me ...)

it’s fishee Frydae
I fought it was a cuttlefish but thats got more than 7 letters

very fishee

Fank yoo faw de appel Miss. Ive pm’d yoo mi arnsa two der sums two. Maffs is ard werk an i need sum mor kaffeen now ☕️ Sea yoo awl layta

Dats awlrite Puzzler, I avnt got me teef in yet

Squiffy ?

No craftyg I didn. Yoo see da ostwalian likriss is from Lakeland shop an’ sadly dats az far az I went.
I lik da wunsq wot luk lik wotches but I ate awl them. Sowwy.

Boat ?
Maggiemaybe ?

CraftyGranny ?

Fank you for the apul Miss.
I wil av to fink agen bout the piktur

Bathsheba I ope ewe wozn mysbeeayvin wiv dat Thomas Crapper fella.....sittin on im indead!? I av it on gwd thoritee ewe can getted preggernun doin fings lyk dat??

Gud mawnin all. It is a vewy wainy day ere.
Mmm fish. I woodn ete that clown fish tho cos day is poysonus, but vewy pwittee.

Oh Puzzler did yu sea a kangroo in Ostwalia wen yu went yestdera. Fank yu fer bwingin likris, I lik de rownd wons wiv beeds awl ovr.

Yes Pants we av to be gud todae for Miss, Shud we maek a speshul card wiv a piktur of us awl, and she can put it on er worl in ospikal.

Fank yoo Miss Marydoll for mi appul. ?

Mawnin Miss an awl. Ooh fanks Puzzler, I lub likrish! But I mussen eet mutch kos I av awlreddee bin sittin on the Thomas Crapper dis mawnin .

Ile sneek owt laita fore sum chippies ter go wiv owr fishee fore dinna. Oo wontz ter cum wiv me?

Prize giving

Fish: there was indeed something fishy about some of your answers.

Dragonfly gets the golden apple for first correct answer.
Craftygranny ?
Bathsheba ?

Picture Puzzle
Puzzler was first. ?
Saxifrage ?
Pantglas ?
Bathsheba

Fish is gud for owr bwaynes an if we ete a lot we will be abul to do owr maths esier. ?

Loo’ Pants hav yoo dun yoor phisog now? I lub that word.

Good mornin Miss and Gurls .
I av brung liqrice Doodle an der’s a Big Bag of it on th “Shiw & Tell” tabul.
You kan awl help yoorsel’s. It luks vewy pwetty as itz awl colors - but be wornd! Don ete too much or yoo will be sittin on da Thomas Crapper awl afternoon.
I got da liqwich from Awstwalia yestada.

Ooh cum on gurls, it’s fishee Frydae?? an itz Miss’s lass dae afore she goess to opitul? we az to mayk it speshul so she done ferrget orl bout uz?

What am I?

To compensate for the trick maths question, this picture puzzle is a dawdle!

It has seven letters.