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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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Jangran99 Mon 21-Sept-20 19:09:24

People will revel in the sun
But others might just cut and run
For me, dappled shade

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Bobbysgirl19 Mon 21-Sept-20 13:11:42

Some people will revel in the sun
But others might just cut and run

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crazyH Mon 21-Sept-20 12:15:43

The first dish will be Eton Mess
Which is my favourite, I confess
That crunchy meringue
The strawberry tang
I bet I won't get into that dress

Some people will revel in the sun

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Sept-20 10:46:09

The first dish will be Eton Mess
Which is my favourite, I confess
That crunchy meringue
The strawberry tang

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crazyH Mon 21-Sept-20 10:29:47

The first dish will be Eton Mess
Which is my favourite, I confess
That crunchy meringue

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Sept-20 09:57:04

The first dish will be Eton Mess
Which is my favourite, I confess

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henetha Mon 21-Sept-20 09:52:32

I’m planning to start dieting
I'll hardly be eating a thing
Lettuce for breakfast
An 'empty' repast
Oh darn it, I'm having a fling!

The first dish will be Eton Mess

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Sept-20 06:14:12

I’m planning to start dieting
I'll hardly be eating a thing
Lettuce for breakfast
An 'empty' repast

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Jangran99 Sun 20-Sept-20 23:19:19

?ooops

I’m planning to start dieting
I'll hardly be eating a thing
Lettuce for breakfast

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Jangran99 Sun 20-Sept-20 23:18:25

I’m planning to start dieting
I'll hardly be eating a thing
The hunger will pass

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crazyH Sun 20-Sept-20 23:17:58

I’m planning to start dieting
I'll hardly be eating a thing
Lettuce for breakfast

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FarNorth Sun 20-Sept-20 23:12:51

I’m planning to start dieting
I'll hardly be eating a thing

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Jangran99 Sun 20-Sept-20 15:59:24

I hardly dare stand on the scales
I'd weigh the same as two whales
With big fat wide hips
Jeans with broken zips
I really have gone off the rails

I’m planning to start dieting

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crazyH Sun 20-Sept-20 11:50:08

I hardly dare stand on the scales
I'd weigh the same as two whales
With big fat wide hips
Jeans with broken zips

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henetha Sun 20-Sept-20 10:52:40

I hardly dare stand on the scales
I'd weigh the same as two whales
With big fat wide hips

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crazyH Sun 20-Sept-20 09:29:17

I hardly dare stand on the scales
I'd weigh the same as two whales

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:07:09

I fancy a chocolate moosse
Not that one running 'bout the hoose
It must be a Yorkie
Tho' I'll be a porkie
And all my fat blubber is loose.

I hardly dare stand on the scales

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FarNorth Sat 19-Sept-20 22:09:17

I fancy a chocolate moose
Not that one running ‘bout the hoose
It must be a Yorkie
Tho' I'll be a porkie

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crazyH Sat 19-Sept-20 21:45:42

?
I fancy a chocolate moose
Not that one running ‘bout the hoose
It must be a Yorkie

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 21:40:17

I fancy a chocolate moose
Not that one running ‘bout the hoose

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crazyH Sat 19-Sept-20 21:37:27

I fancy a chocolate moose
I'm letting my appetite loose

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Grany Sat 19-Sept-20 21:19:30

I`m going to be fat as a house
I`ll be too big to dance to Strauss?
That waltz Viennese
Brings folk to their knees
On a diet now with me spouse

I fancy a chocolate moose

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Hellogirl1 Sat 19-Sept-20 21:13:32

I`m going to be fat as a house
I`ll be too big to dance to Strauss?
That waltz Viennese
Brings folk to their knees

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:18:41

I'm going to be fat as a house
I‘ll be too big to dance to Strauss?
That waltz Viennese

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Sept-20 16:11:30

I'm going to be fat as a house
Will I be too big to dance to Strauss?

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