Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

Now she was as clumsy could be
A mishap you could guarantee
She’d trip on fresh air
And without a care
Dusts her skirt and downs a brandy

I wish I could sing like Kiri

Now she was as clumsy could be
A mishap you could guarantee
She’d trip on fresh air
And without a care

Now she was as clumsy could be
A mishap you could guarantee
She’d trip on fresh air

Now she was as clumsy could be
A mishap you could guarantee

It was cheaper than a taxi
But when she wore her best maxi
She tripped on the hem
Was saved by a gem
Before she fell on her jaxie.

Now she was as clumsy could be

It was cheaper than a taxi
But when she wore her best maxi
She tripped on the hem
Was saved by a gem

It was cheaper than a taxi
But when she wore her best maxi
She tripped on the hem

It was cheaper than a taxi
But when she wore her best maxi

A crafty Colleen called Ciara
Wished that her loved one lived nearer,
She lived in Tralee
Wore pants, quite frilly
Caught a bus though it was dearer

It was cheaper than a taxi

A crafty Colleen called Ciara
Wished that her loved one lived nearer,
She lived in Tralee
Wore pants, quite frilly

A crafty Colleen called Ciara
Wished that her loved one lived nearer,
She lived in Tralee

A crafty Collen called Ciara
Wished that her loved one lived nearer,

But I left my dentures behind
Because I was out of my mind
A pair of pink gums
Can’t say it becomes
And I’ve nothing with which to grind

A crafty Colleen called Ciara

But I left my dentures behind
Because I was out of my mind
A pair of pink gums
Can’t say it becomes

But I left my dentures behind
Because I was out of my mind
A pair of pink gums

But I left my dentures behind
Because I was out of my mind

That dentist is such a bad man
I jumped out of that chair and ran
Chased me with his drill
And my scream was shrill
I'm definitely not a fan.

But I left my dentures behind

That dentist is such a bad man
I jumped out of that chair and ran
Chased me with his drill
And my scream was shrill

That dentist is such a bad man
I jumped out of that chair and ran
Chased me with his drill

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That dentist is such a bad man
I jumped out of that chair and ran

Too late, Jangran.

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are awful
What a poor jaw full
I blubbered and then ran away.

That dentist is such a bad man

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are awful
What a poor jaw full
They’ll need to come out right away

So now I’ll have to wear dentures

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are awful
What a poor jaw full
I blubbered and then ran away.

That dentist is such a bad man

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are just awful
What a poor jaw full

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are just awful