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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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crazyH Sat 12-Sept-20 20:08:45

Now she was as clumsy could be
A mishap you could guarantee
She’d trip on fresh air
And without a care
Dusts her skirt and downs a brandy

I wish I could sing like Kiri

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Grany Sat 12-Sept-20 18:03:25

Now she was as clumsy could be
A mishap you could guarantee
She’d trip on fresh air
And without a care

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Sept-20 15:17:29

Now she was as clumsy could be
A mishap you could guarantee
She’d trip on fresh air

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Sept-20 14:06:36

Now she was as clumsy could be
A mishap you could guarantee

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 12-Sept-20 12:57:39

It was cheaper than a taxi
But when she wore her best maxi
She tripped on the hem
Was saved by a gem
Before she fell on her jaxie.

Now she was as clumsy could be

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Sept-20 12:47:01

It was cheaper than a taxi
But when she wore her best maxi
She tripped on the hem
Was saved by a gem

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henetha Sat 12-Sept-20 11:49:36

It was cheaper than a taxi
But when she wore her best maxi
She tripped on the hem

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Elrel Fri 11-Sept-20 23:26:51

It was cheaper than a taxi
But when she wore her best maxi

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Grany Fri 11-Sept-20 23:23:25

A crafty Colleen called Ciara
Wished that her loved one lived nearer,
She lived in Tralee
Wore pants, quite frilly
Caught a bus though it was dearer

It was cheaper than a taxi

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crazyH Fri 11-Sept-20 22:53:27

A crafty Colleen called Ciara
Wished that her loved one lived nearer,
She lived in Tralee
Wore pants, quite frilly

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Bellanonna Fri 11-Sept-20 22:34:34

A crafty Colleen called Ciara
Wished that her loved one lived nearer,
She lived in Tralee

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Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Sept-20 20:32:05

A crafty Collen called Ciara
Wished that her loved one lived nearer,

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Jangran99 Fri 11-Sept-20 20:20:03

But I left my dentures behind
Because I was out of my mind
A pair of pink gums
Can’t say it becomes
And I’ve nothing with which to grind

A crafty Colleen called Ciara

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Sept-20 12:08:44

But I left my dentures behind
Because I was out of my mind
A pair of pink gums
Can’t say it becomes

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Sept-20 12:02:47

But I left my dentures behind
Because I was out of my mind
A pair of pink gums

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FarNorth Fri 11-Sept-20 10:41:28

But I left my dentures behind
Because I was out of my mind

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henetha Fri 11-Sept-20 10:35:49

That dentist is such a bad man
I jumped out of that chair and ran
Chased me with his drill
And my scream was shrill
I'm definitely not a fan.

But I left my dentures behind

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Sept-20 19:14:32

That dentist is such a bad man
I jumped out of that chair and ran
Chased me with his drill
And my scream was shrill

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crazyH Thu 10-Sept-20 17:54:34

That dentist is such a bad man
I jumped out of that chair and ran
Chased me with his drill

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Jangran99 Thu 10-Sept-20 16:28:37

?
That dentist is such a bad man
I jumped out of that chair and ran

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FarNorth Thu 10-Sept-20 16:01:07

Too late, Jangran. wink

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are awful
What a poor jaw full
I blubbered and then ran away.

That dentist is such a bad man

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Jangran99 Thu 10-Sept-20 15:42:16

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are awful
What a poor jaw full
They’ll need to come out right away

So now I’ll have to wear dentures

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FarNorth Thu 10-Sept-20 15:40:35

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are awful
What a poor jaw full
I blubbered and then ran away.

That dentist is such a bad man

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Sept-20 15:11:12

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are just awful
What a poor jaw full

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crazyH Thu 10-Sept-20 12:05:31

I went to the Dentist today
He took just one look and cried, "Hey"
Your teeth are just awful

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