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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Aug-20 12:02:26

Robins are starting to sing again
Looking for a new mate - and then?
Nest building starts
When winter departs

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Aug-20 18:06:02

Robins are starting to sing again
Looking for a new mate - and then?
Nest building starts
When winter departs
And spring comes once more to the glen.

Can we improve on Edward Lear?

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Annum Mon 17-Aug-20 18:17:11

Can we improve on Edward Lear?
Or even get anywhere near?

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Aug-20 18:26:30

Can we improve on Edward Lear?
Or even get anywhere near?
With language precise

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 17-Aug-20 20:13:54

Can we improve on Edward Lear?
Or even get anywhere near?
With language precise
I need some advice

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crazyH Mon 17-Aug-20 21:30:05

Can we improve on Edward Lear?
Or even get anywhere near?
With language precise
I need some advice
Perhaps I'll call for a Seer

He'll tell me what needs to be done

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Annum Mon 17-Aug-20 22:16:47

He'll tell me what needs to be done
Then leave me to do it alone

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Elrel Tue 18-Aug-20 00:08:30

He'll tell me what needs to be done
Then leave me to do it alone
My effort at verse

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 18-Aug-20 00:17:39

He'll tell me what needs to be done
Then leave me to do it alone
My effort at verse
Would make many curse

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Aug-20 10:03:57

He'll tell me what needs to be done
Then leave me to do it alone
My effort at verse
Would make many curse
But let's not forget to have fun.

Merry Meredith from Mousehole

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henetha Tue 18-Aug-20 11:35:58

Merry Meredith from Mousehole,
Naughty minx who loves arousal,

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Aug-20 13:37:41

Merry Meredith from Mousehole,
Naughty minx who loves arousal,
She’ll simper and tease

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crazyH Tue 18-Aug-20 17:40:01

Merry Meredith from Mousehole,
Naughty minx who loves arousal,
She’ll simper and tease
And spread out her knees

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Aug-20 18:09:41

Merry Meredith from Mousehole,
Naughty minx who loves arousal,
She’ll simper and tease
And spread out her knees
And loves a bawdy carousalblushI

She next met a lad from Leominster

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Aug-20 18:14:48

Ooops, new line should be

She next met a young blade from Fowee

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Annum Tue 18-Aug-20 18:21:51

She next met a young blade from Fowee
Who taught her to use his sex toy

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Juliet27 Wed 19-Aug-20 07:20:40

She next met a young blade from Fowee
Who taught her to use his sex toy
It didn’t take long

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crazyH Wed 19-Aug-20 08:56:00

She next met a young blade from Fowee
Who taught her to use his sex toy
It didn’t take long
For things to go wrong

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henetha Wed 19-Aug-20 12:14:22

She next met a young blade from Fowee
Who taught her to use his sex toy
It didn’t take long
For things to go wrong
So now they're expecting a boy.

She's already got twins at home

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 19-Aug-20 12:31:15

She's already got twins at home
They're named Gillian and Jerome

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Juliet27 Wed 19-Aug-20 15:21:23

She's already got twins at home
They're named Gillian and Jerome
You’d think she’d have learnt

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crazyH Wed 19-Aug-20 19:05:18

She's already got twins at home
They're named Gillian and Jerome
You’d think she’d have learnt
When her fingers go burnt

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crazyH Wed 19-Aug-20 20:12:24

She's already got twins at home
They're named Gillian and Jerome
You’d think she’d have learnt
When her fingers got burnt

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Juliet27 Thu 20-Aug-20 00:51:13

She's already got twins at home
They're named Gillian and Jerome
You’d think she’d have learnt
When her fingers got burnt
That it’s far better not to roam

Silly Sally from Solihull

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FarNorth Thu 20-Aug-20 02:01:16

Silly Sally from Solihull
Felt splat on her head from a gull

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