Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

But busy Brian from Boston
Walked a path that he got lost on
He wandered for days
Through glens and steep braes

But busy Brian from Boston
Walked a path that he got lost on
He wandered for days

But busy Brian from Boston
Walked a path that he got lost on

I must pry myself off this bed
Jobs to do, so must get ahead
Wait! It's day of rest
I'll wear my new vest
And slob about, lazy instead.

But busy Brian from Boston

I must pry myself off this bed
Jobs to do, so must get ahead
Wait! It's Day of Rest
I'll wear my new vest,

I must pry myself off this bed
Jobs to do, so must get ahead
Wait! It's Day of Rest

Writes 'creme', instead of cream

I must pry myself off this bed
Jobs to do, so must get ahead

I also write prose like a dream
But I'm really not what I seem
A closet Welsh Bard
Who finds rhyming hard
Writes 'creme', instead of cream.

I must pry myself off this bed

I also write prose like a dream
But I'm really not what I seem
A closet Welsh Bard
Who finds rhyming hard

-yes, where's Miss Tree-

I also write prose like a dream
But I'm really not what I seem
A closet Welsh Bard

Wonder what happened to Miss Tree who set these strict rules in the first place

I also write prose like a dream
But I'm really not what I seem

We get slapped on the wrist, somehow.

COVID has kept us active here
But I want to drink a cold beer
Get the glasses out
A half pint of stout
And poet's my brand new career

I also write prose like a dream

COVID has kept us active here
But I wanot to drink a cold beer
Get the glasses out
A half pint of stout

COVID has kept us active here
But I wanot to drink a cold beer
Get the glasses out

COVID has kept us active here
But I want to drink a cold beer

I can’t see that ‘now’ rhymes with ‘love’
But goodness me - heavens above!
We do try our best
And sometimes in jest
We get slapped on the wrist, somehow.

COVID has kept us active here

I can’t see that ‘now’ rhymes with ‘love’
But goodness me - heavens above!
We do try our best
And sometimes in jest

I can’t see that ‘now’ rhymes with ‘love’
But goodness me - heavens above!
We do try our best

I can’t see that ‘now’ rhymes with ‘love’
But goodness me - heavens above!

Comfort eating is what I do
And have done since the age of two
So I'm obese now
I feel like a sow
It’s time to give up all the goo.

I can’t see that ‘now’ rhymes with ‘love’

Come on Juliet....spellings may not match but phonetically , they do rhyme, methinks ?

Crazy...how does love rhyme with now?

Comfort eating is what I do
And have done since the age of two
So I'm obese now
I feel like a sow

Comfort eating is what I do
And have done since the age of two
So I'm obese now
And cannot find love

Comfort eating is what I do
And have done since the age of two
So I'm obese now

Comfort eating is what I do
And have done since the age of two