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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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crazyH Sat 05-Sept-20 09:11:51

What helps, is one or two big sighs
And thoughts of my great bargain buys
Time to meditate
And then I feel great
My urge to shop soon dies.

Comfort eating is what I do

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FarNorth Sat 05-Sept-20 08:56:39

What helps, is one or two big sighs
And thoughts of my great bargain buys
Time to meditate
And then I feel great

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Sept-20 06:56:02

What helps, is one or two big sighs
And thoughts of my great bargain buys
Time to meditate

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crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 18:22:04

What helps, is one or two big sighs
And thoughts of my great bargain buys

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:45:01

To help, I take a few deep breaths

What helps, is one or two big sighs

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:42:17

A lesson I never will learn
Is patience whilst waiting my turn
My feet start to tap
My fingers to snap
Calmness is something I do yearn

To help, I take a few deep breaths

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:25:08

A lesson I never will learn
Is patience whilst waiting my turn
My feet start to tap
My fingers to snap

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crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 17:20:31

A lesson I never will learn
Is being patient whilst waiting my turn
I snort and I snarl

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:12:40

A lesson I never will learn
Is being patient whilst waiting my turn needs to be 8

A lesson I never will learn
Is patience whilst waiting my turn
My feet start to tap

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Hellogirl1 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:00:53

A lesson I never will learn
Is being patient whilst waiting my turn

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crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 16:56:21

The postman arrived late today
I think he'd been out making hay
Got one junk letter
Off to the shredder
Waiting for a dress from Ebay

A lesson I will never learn

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 04-Sept-20 16:40:26

The postman arrived late today
I think he'd been out making hay
Got one junk letter
Off to the shredder

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 04-Sept-20 16:35:53

The postman arrived late today
I think he'd been out making hay
Got one junk letter

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Sept-20 14:34:29

The postman arrived late today
I think he’d been out making hay

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henetha Fri 04-Sept-20 13:24:32

Perhaps he'll spend a day on Zoom
While waiting for his new costume
He hopes it will fit
He won't look a twit
Trying it on in his bedroom.

The postman arrived late today

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FarNorth Fri 04-Sept-20 02:19:52

Perhaps he'll spend a day on Zoom
While waiting for his new costume
He hopes it will fit
He won't look a twit

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crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 00:06:54

Perhaps he'll spend a day on Zoom
While waiting for his new costume
He hopes it will fit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Sept-20 11:54:55

Perhaps he'll spend a day on Zoom
While waiting for his new costume

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henetha Thu 03-Sept-20 10:47:23

Will Santa be allowed this year?
Sure he will, unless he's in fear
Or if on lockdown
And can't find a gown
In which case we'll all shed a tear.

Perhaps he'll spend a day on Zoom

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crazyH Wed 02-Sept-20 17:22:45

Will Santa be allowed this year?
Sure he will, unless he's in fear
Or if on lockdown
And can't find a gown

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Sept-20 17:20:30

Will Santa be allowed this year?
Sure he will, unless he's in fear
Or if on lockdown
Could he get bogged down?

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Juliet27 Wed 02-Sept-20 14:40:25

Will Santa be allowed this year?
Sure he will, unless he's in fear
Or if on lockdown

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crazyH Wed 02-Sept-20 14:34:44

Will Santa be allowed this year?
Sure he will, unless he's in fear

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henetha Wed 02-Sept-20 11:20:29

It's time to whip up a nice cake
I love nothing more than to bake
With butter and eggs
Dried fruit and nutmeg
And topped with real icing not fake.

Will Santa be allowed this year?

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crazyH Tue 01-Sept-20 17:30:05

It's time to whip up a nice cake
I love nothing more than to bake
With butter and eggs
Dried fruit and nutmeg

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