Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

Though syllable counting is tough
We spout out less verse off the cuff
It disciplines us

Though syllable counting is tough
We spout out less verse off the cuff

I sashayed along the high street
With stilettos killing my feet
Bunions inflamed
Vanity blamed
It’s punishment for my conceit

Though syllable counting is tough...

Sashayed along the high street
With stilettos killing my feet
Bunions inflamed
Vanity blamed

Thanks Jan - I don't think anyone noticed ?

Sashayed along the high street
With stilettos killing my feet
Bunions inflamed

Ooo h * Crazy*,you will be in big trouble 10 syllables! Let’s omit local
before it’s noticed?

I sashayed along the high street
With stilettos killing my feet

Few of us look good in this heat
When you're 'glowing' it's hard to look neat
I feel so sticky
Grotty and icky
But my glorious tan you can’t beat

I sashayed along the local high street

Few of us look good in this heat
When you're 'glowing' it's hard to look neat
I feel so sticky
Grotty and icky

Few of us look good in this heat
When you're 'glowing' it's hard to look neat
I feel so sticky

Few of us look good in this heat
When you're 'glowing' it's hard to look neat

(we were always taught at school that ladies don't sweat, they glow )

I'm dressing for dinner tonight
My hair looks an absolute fright
It needs to be cut
Get out of its rut
Then maybe I’ll be less of a sight

Few of us look good in this heat

I'm dressing for dinner tonight
My hair looks an absolute fright
It needs to be cut
Get out of its rut

I'm dressing for dinner tonight
My hair looks an absolute fright
It needs to be cut

(Morning henetha, I seem to keep following you around on the Games threads!)

I'm dressing for dinner tonight
My hair looks an absolute fright

Then we'll be the ones to have fun
We'll spend lots of time in the sun
Carousing till dawn
With never a yawn
And ready for luncheon at one.

I'm dressing for dinner tonight

Then we'll be the ones to have fun
We'll spend lots of time in the sun
Carousing till dawn
With never a yawn

Then we'll be the ones to have fun
We'll spend lots of time in the sun
Carousing till dawn

Then we'll be the ones to have fun
We'll spend lots of time in the sun

Will you see if the coast is clear ?
I don’t want her anywhere near
This saga must end
My health I’ll defend
So a final farewell, my dear.

I don't want to sound pedantic

Oops

Will you see if the coast is clear ?
I don’t want her anywhere near
This saga must end
My health I’ll defend
So that I don't live life in fear

Then we'll be the ones to have fun

Will you see if the coast is clear ?
Just one little favour, my dear?

Will you see if the coast is clear ?
I don’t want her anywhere near
This saga must end
My health I’ll defend

Will you see if the coast is clear ?
I don’t want her anywhere near
This saga must end

Will you see if the coast is clear ?
I don’t want her anywhere near