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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Sept-20 06:19:59

Perhaps if we all toe the line
The pubs will open from nine o nine
Not just pubs let's hope

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Ashcombe Sat 26-Sept-20 07:37:50

Perhaps if we all toe the line
The pubs will open from nine o nine
Not just pubs: let's hope
With freedom we'll cope

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henetha Sat 26-Sept-20 09:37:23

Perhaps if we all toe the line
The pubs will open from nine o nine
Not just pubs: let's hope
With freedom we'll cope
In time it will all turn out fine.

Meanwhile enjoy autumn weather

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Sept-20 10:32:06

Meanwhile enjoy autumn weather
Despite the damn virus tether

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Ashcombe Sat 26-Sept-20 11:34:57

Meanwhile enjoy autumn weather
Despite the damn virus tether.
Ripe nuts, fruit and veg

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 26-Sept-20 14:08:14

Meanwhile enjoy autumn weather
Despite the damn virus tether
Ripe nuts, fruit and veg
A big melon wedge

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Sept-20 17:18:19

Meanwhile enjoy autumn weather
Despite the damn virus tether
Ripe nuts, fruit and veg
A big melon wedge
We’ll all get through this together

Did we take too much for granted

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Sept-20 19:53:10

Did we take too much for granted
Our convictions deep implanted

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crazyH Sat 26-Sept-20 23:27:46

Did we take too much for granted
Our convictions deep implanted
It's just a virus

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Jangran99 Sun 27-Sept-20 00:10:46

Did we take too much for granted
Our convictions deep implanted
It's just a virus
But I'm desirous

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crazyH Sun 27-Sept-20 00:29:23

Did we take too much for granted
Our convictions deep implanted
It's just a virus
But I'm desirous
Of a vaccine to keep us undaunted

We all do wish to be fearless

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Ashcombe Sun 27-Sept-20 05:39:21

We all do wish to be fearless
Whilst always remaining tearless.

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Sept-20 06:44:56

We all do wish to be fearless
Whilst always remaining tearless.
We must remain brave

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crazyH Sun 27-Sept-20 09:28:59

We all do wish to be fearless
Whilst always remaining tearless.
We must remain brave
This surely is grave

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Sept-20 11:09:29

We all do wish to be fearless
Whilst always remaining tearless
We must remain brave
This surely is grave
We don't want this virus near us.

I'll wear my homemade mask with pride

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crazyH Sun 27-Sept-20 13:46:51

I'll wear my homemade mask with pride
I've got a few, my face to hide

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Jangran99 Sun 27-Sept-20 14:24:42

I'll wear my homemade mask with pride
I've got a few, my face to hide
For the grandkids too

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crazyH Sun 27-Sept-20 22:27:38

I'll wear my homemade mask with pride
I've got a few, my face to hide
For the grandkids too
In soft pink and blue

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 28-Sept-20 10:10:29

I'll wear my homemade mask with pride
I've got a few, my face to hide
For the grandkids too
In soft pink and blue
It covers my phiz side to side.

There was a Chancellor called Rishi

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henetha Mon 28-Sept-20 10:25:45

There was a Chancellor called Rishi
Whose nice and not at all fishy

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crazyH Mon 28-Sept-20 11:45:23

There was a Chancellor called Rishi
Whose nice and not at all fishy
Straight as a die

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Jangran99 Mon 28-Sept-20 15:13:22

There was a Chancellor called Rishi
Whose nice and not at all fishy
As straight as a die
Not just ‘old school tie’

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Ashcombe Mon 28-Sept-20 16:09:02

There was a Chancellor called Rishi
Whose nice and not at all fishy
As straight as a die
Not just ‘old school tie’
Compared with the rest he’s quite dishy!!

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crazyH Mon 28-Sept-20 17:13:25

New start line Ashcombe?

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Ashcombe Mon 28-Sept-20 17:43:04

Oops! Thanks for the nudge, crazyH!

There once was a PM named Boris

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