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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 23:10:00

I agree

Bellanonna Thu 15-Oct-20 23:11:18

Is it the weather or is it just me?
I’m lethargic and tired as can be

crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 23:29:28

Is it the weather or is it just me?
I’m lethargic and tired as can be
My mouth yawns wide

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 16-Oct-20 09:51:56

Is it the weather or is it just me?
I'm lethargic and tired as can be
My moth opens wide
Am I on the slide?

henetha Fri 16-Oct-20 10:13:23

Is it the weather or is it just me?
I'm lethargic and tired as can be
My mouth opens wide
Am I on the slide?
It's boredom I think, and ennui.

A holiday is what I need

Ashcombe Fri 16-Oct-20 10:36:52

A holiday is what I need,
So that, from my cares, I’ll be freed.

Juliet27 Fri 16-Oct-20 10:47:22

A holiday is what I need,
So that, from my cares, I’ll be freed.
Who dares holiday?!

libra10 Fri 16-Oct-20 10:54:54

A holiday is what I need,
So that, from my cares, I’ll be freed.
Who dares holiday?!
I'd love to sail away

crazyH Fri 16-Oct-20 15:28:42

A holiday is what I need,
So that, from my cares, I’ll be freed.
Who dares holiday?!
I'd love to sail away
To the Caribbean, indeed !!

Went to the travel shop for books

Jangran99 Fri 16-Oct-20 15:30:14

A holiday is what I need,
So that, from my cares, I’ll be freed.
Who dares holiday?!
I'd love to sail away
But to the rules I must accede.

In my mind there is confusion

Jangran99 Fri 16-Oct-20 15:40:31

Went to the travel shop for books
No harm in taking a few looks

FarNorth Fri 16-Oct-20 16:06:40

Went to the travel shop for books
No harm in taking a few looks
At sun, sand and sea

Jangran99 Fri 16-Oct-20 16:56:31

Went to the travel shop for books
No harm in taking a few looks
At sun, sand and sea
Well, next year maybe

Juliet27 Fri 16-Oct-20 19:49:14

Went to the travel shop for books
No harm in taking a few looks
At sun, sand and sea
Well, next year maybe
I’ll holiday by books or crooks

as Jan said ...

In my mind there is confusion

Hellogirl1 Fri 16-Oct-20 21:39:45

In my mind there is confusion
But I`m under no delusion

crazyH Sat 17-Oct-20 09:21:13

In my mind there is confusion
But I`m under no delusion
Tier or no tier

FarNorth Sat 17-Oct-20 09:42:24

In my mind there is confusion
But I`m under no delusion
Tier or no tier
I'll just stay right here

Jangran99 Sat 17-Oct-20 10:20:11

In my mind there is confusion
But I`m under no delusion
Tier or no tier
I'll just stay right here
It’s the sensible conclusion

I quite like my own company

henetha Sat 17-Oct-20 10:39:14

I quite like my own company
It's peaceful, just the cat and me

FarNorth Sat 17-Oct-20 10:49:09

I quite like my own company
It's peaceful, just the cat and me
We meow to each other

Jangran99 Sat 17-Oct-20 15:29:12

I quite like my own company
It's peaceful, just the cat and me
We meow to each other
Don’t need another

Juliet27 Sat 17-Oct-20 18:28:41

I quite like my own company
It's peaceful, just the cat and me
We meow to each other
Don’t need another
She's content that I'm her mother

I do wish I enjoyed housework

Jangran99 Sat 17-Oct-20 18:53:44

I do wish I enjoyed housework
But I’m fine to live in my murk

crazyH Sat 17-Oct-20 19:26:41

I do wish I enjoyed housework
But I’m fine to live in my murk
Dust, two inches thick

FarNorth Sat 17-Oct-20 19:32:11

I do wish I enjoyed housework
But I’m fine to live in my murk
Dust, two inches thick
Makes some folks feel squick

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