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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Oct-20 09:54:04

This won't happen again, he swore
Of that I was so very sure
Should I believe him?

Elrel Tue 06-Oct-20 23:51:31

This won’t happen again, he swore
Of that I was so very sure

crazyH Tue 06-Oct-20 23:47:31

He was no gent, his manners poor
This meeting won't lead to amour
Chewing and burping
Dribbling and slurping
No second date, showed him the door

This won't happen again, he swore

Ashcombe Tue 06-Oct-20 23:28:40

He was no gent, his manners poor
This meeting won't lead to amour
Chewing and burping
Dribbling and slurping

crazyH Tue 06-Oct-20 23:15:37

He was no gent, his manners poor
This meeting won't lead to amour
Chewing and burping

Juliet27 Tue 06-Oct-20 17:06:11

He was no gent, his manners poor
This meeting won't lead to amour

crazyH Tue 06-Oct-20 12:58:18

A city gent from Lombard Street
Suggested a date - should we meet?
I turned up on time
We drank gin and lime
Wending my way back was a feat

He was no gent, his manners poor

FarNorth Tue 06-Oct-20 11:45:44

A city gent from Lombard Street
Suggested a date - should we meet?
I turned up on time
We drank gin and lime

henetha Tue 06-Oct-20 09:47:46

A city gent from Lombard Street
Suggested a date - should we meet?
I turned up on time

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Oct-20 09:45:33

A city gent from Lombard Street
Suggested a date - should we meet?

Juliet27 Tue 06-Oct-20 07:03:44

I once had a little nut tree
From which I made hazelnut tea
I must grind those nuts
Before Granny tuts
And blames her cracked denture on me

A city gent from Lombard Street

henetha Mon 05-Oct-20 10:19:15

I once had a little nut tree
From which I made hazelnut tea
I must grind those nuts
Before Granny tuts

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 05-Oct-20 10:16:25

I once had a little nut tree
From which I made hazelnut tea
I must grind those nuts

Bellanonna Mon 05-Oct-20 09:20:28

I once had a little nut tree
From which I made hazelnut tea

Juliet27 Mon 05-Oct-20 07:32:11

A bingo caller from Towcester
Was known as an awful boaster
She looked down her nose
As far as her toes
On Twitter she was a poster

I once had a little nut tree

Bellanonna Sun 04-Oct-20 18:15:49

A bingo caller from Towcester
Was known as an awful boaster
She looked down her nose
As far as her toes

crazyH Sun 04-Oct-20 13:58:47

A bingo caller from Towcester
Was known as an awful boaster
She looked down her nose

Jangran99 Sun 04-Oct-20 13:34:47

A bingo caller from Towcester
Was known as an awful boaster

Juliet27 Sun 04-Oct-20 11:56:35

This romance has now run its course
It's finished now so no remorse
A lesson he's learnt
His bridges are burnt
As that girl was just a dark horse

A bingo caller from Towcester

henetha Sun 04-Oct-20 11:32:23

This romance has now run its course
It's finished now so no remorse
A lesson he's learnt
His bridges are burnt

crazyH Sun 04-Oct-20 11:12:34

This romance has now run its course
It's finished now so no remorse
A lesson he's learnt

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 04-Oct-20 09:04:27

This romance has now run its course
It's finished now so no remorse

Juliet27 Sun 04-Oct-20 07:39:32

Sadly she was a poor driver
As well as an artful conniver
She took a bend fast
It left him aghast
Lucky that she's a survivor

This romance has now run its course

crazyH Sun 04-Oct-20 00:09:33

Sadly she was a poor driver
As well as an artful conniver
She took a bend fast
It left him aghast

Jangran99 Sat 03-Oct-20 23:56:21

Sadly she was a poor driver
As well as an artful conniver
She took a bend fast

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