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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Oct-20 10:12:53

I'd love to see Boris and Trump debate
Even though it was on quite late
What a funny pair

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henetha Thu 01-Oct-20 10:03:34

I'd love to see Boris and Trump debate
Even though it was on quite late

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crazyH Wed 30-Sept-20 23:29:58

We mustn't omit Keir Starmer
In every respect quite a charmer
His eyes are too close
He’s not too verbose
Compared to Corbyn, he's much calmer

I'd love to see Boris and Trump debate

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Jangran99 Wed 30-Sept-20 23:16:43

We mustn't omit Keir Starmer
In every respect quite a charmer
His eyes are too close
He’s not too verbose

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crazyH Wed 30-Sept-20 18:21:49

We mustn't omit Keir Starmer
In every respect quite a charmer
His eyes are too close

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Ashcombe Wed 30-Sept-20 18:11:12

We mustn’t omit Keir Starmer
In every respect quite a charmer

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Jangran99 Wed 30-Sept-20 18:04:41

And then there is Jacob Rees-Mogg
Always seems to be in a fog
A classics scholar
In Eton collar
In the House a cool demagogue

We mustn’t omit Keir Starmer

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Juliet27 Wed 30-Sept-20 17:53:06

And then there is Jacob Rees-Mogg
Always seems to be in a fog
A classics scholar
In Eton collar

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Jangran99 Wed 30-Sept-20 17:25:20

And then there is Jacob Rees-Mogg
Always seems to be in a fog
A classics scholar

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crazyH Wed 30-Sept-20 12:04:30

And then there is Jacob Rees-Mogg
Always seems to be in a fog

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Ashcombe Wed 30-Sept-20 11:57:23

And then there is Jacob Rees-Mogg

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Ashcombe Wed 30-Sept-20 11:56:15

What about Home Sec. Patel?
I don't really know her too well
A nice head of hair
Who dresses with flair
“Illegals” nos. she seeks to quell.

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 30-Sept-20 11:40:25

What about Home Sec. Patel?
I don't really knw her too well
A nice head of hair
Who dresses with flair

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crazyH Wed 30-Sept-20 10:46:43

What about Home Sec. Patel?
I don't really know her too well
A nice head of hair

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henetha Wed 30-Sept-20 10:33:45

What about Home Sec. Patel?
I don't really know her too well

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Ashcombe Tue 29-Sept-20 10:34:40

What about Home Sec. Patel?

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Ashcombe Tue 29-Sept-20 10:33:59

He had no time his hair to comb
Or is there no mirror at home?
A pay cut he takes
Gives Carrie the shakes
Before up to Scotland to roam.

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 29-Sept-20 00:16:37

He had no time his hair to comb
Or is there no mirror at home?
A pay cut he takes
Gives Carrie the shakes

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crazyH Mon 28-Sept-20 21:31:29

Jangran, thats called 'senior moment', actually very senior moment ....sorry? As penance, I will continue
He had no time his hair to comb
Or is there no mirror at home?
A pay cut he takes

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Jangran99 Mon 28-Sept-20 21:13:08

Crazy confused

He had no time his hair to comb
Or is there no mirror at home?

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crazyH Mon 28-Sept-20 20:48:31

He had no time his hair to comb
Or is there no mirror at home?

Marina's 'cleaning him out' I hear

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Jangran99 Mon 28-Sept-20 20:35:50

There once was a PM named Boris
Who drove a battered old Morris
With children galore
And new paramour
Was awake ‘till the dawn chorus

He had no time his hair to comb

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crazyH Mon 28-Sept-20 18:53:21

There once was a PM named Boris
Who drove a battered old Morris
With children galore
And new paramour

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Ashcombe Mon 28-Sept-20 18:50:59

There once was a PM named Boris
Who drove a battered old Morris
With children galore

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crazyH Mon 28-Sept-20 18:16:05

There once was a PM named Boris
Who drove a battered old Morris

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