VERSATILE VERSE 3

Don't want to draw attention to my zits
But I can distract them by flashing some of my other bits

I have very long legs and like short shirts

Or maybe nothing quite so daring
It might look like my acne's flaring

Don't want to draw attention to my zits

I'll get some specs in a very bright red
They'll match your nose, my brother said

Or maybe nothing quite so daring

Perhaps a visit to the opticians is a good idea?
As 'you're suffering from delusions' said my friend Mia.

I'll get some specs in a very bright red

Thank heavens we don't need to take precautions
He's very handsome - unless my glasses are causing distortions!

Perhaps a visit to the opticians is a good idea?

I’ve developed some really bad habits
With my new suitor, we’re at it like rabbits

Thank heavens we don’t need to take precautions

An empty cinema's not the place
To bother with make up on your face

I've developed some really bad habits

Reality is now days quite mundane
What happened to make life so plain?

An empty cinema's not the place

Living the high life just like on screen
Glamorous and exciting so perhaps it's just a dream?

Reality is now days quite mundane

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A re-run of the Sound of Music would be nice,
I'd love that, would sit through it twice

And then I'd see the new James Bond
If someone could just wave a wand?

Oh, just to please myself once more

I could with a dose of double O seven
I would definitely feel as though in heaven

Living the high life just like on screen

And then I’d like to see the new James Bond
Of Sean Connery I was rather fond....

I could with a dose of double 0 seven

A re-run of The Sound of Music, would be nice,
I'd love that, would sit through it twice.

And then I'd like to see the new James Bond

I can't wait to go to the cinema again
The sound might cause my ears to pain

A re-run of The Sound of Music, would be nice

Lunching out with friends, is my plan
Along with cousins, brothers and all of the clan

I can't wait to go to the cinema again

But fabulous to be out again
As long as the heavens don't open again.

Lunching out with friends, is my plan

There'll be lots of news to catch up with
Not just gossip or urban myth

But fabulous to be out again

Soon we will get an extra hour for drinking up!
Round the table we'll drink and sup

There'll be lots of news to catch up with

We could go to the pub though, as long as we both eat
And keep well away from someone else's seat

Soon we will get an extra hour for drinking up!

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We could go to the Pub' though, as long as we both eat

How about a knees up, out in the park?
I’m all for it but wait till it’s dark

I’m not dainty and flexible you see

How about a knees up, out in the park?
I don't want a knees up, can't you see it's dark?

We could go to the Pub' though, as long as we both eat

I need something to brighten my life
It's all gloom and doom, trouble and strife.

How about a knees up, out in the park?

It's ages since I was last out on the town
Sans friends, sans fun, always with a frown

I need something to brighten my life