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VERSATILE VERSE 3

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crazyH Sat 19-Sept-20 11:09:04

Washed down with cup of builder's tea
An IPad and Games - that'll do me

What's better than relaxing in the sun

Bellanonna Sat 22-May-21 19:05:29

Or better still, just play the field for a while
You’ll be walking around with a permanent smile

Then maybe one day the right one you’ll find

henetha Sat 22-May-21 10:12:42

Find something new that's the spice of life
And if you're unhappy find a new wife.

Or better still, just play the field for a while

threexnanny Thu 20-May-21 13:44:09

There's plenty to enjoy if only you look
That's the advice from Granny which I took

Find something new that's the spice of life

Mollygo Tue 18-May-21 18:46:41

When it gets too hot, get out of the kitchen
Something you don’t like, then don’t read it, stop bitchin’!

There’s plenty to enjoy if only you look

crazyH Tue 18-May-21 17:42:41

For better, for worse? Well I’m hoping it’s better.
Does anyone ever follow the letter?

When it gets too hot, get out of the kitchen

Mollygo Tue 18-May-21 15:27:46

Well if I do, these days, divorce is really easy
The though that it might not last, makes me feel queasy.

For better, for worse? Well I’m hoping it’s better.

henetha Tue 18-May-21 10:31:27

It could be the greatest fun of all my life
Or will I become another downtrodden wife?

Well if I do, these days divorce is really easy

BrightandBreezy Mon 17-May-21 23:18:25

I gaze into his eyes, his gaze so blue and cool
I wonder. is this for real or am I being a fool?

It could be the greatest fun of all my life

Mollygo Sun 16-May-21 22:06:23

The service is good and I am spoilt indeed
The really my new bridegroom is everything I need.

I gaze into his eyes, his gaze so blue and cool

threexnanny Sun 16-May-21 17:28:14

A waiter with drinks and delectable food
He seems to know what I'll like, and anticipates my mood

The service is good and I am spoilt indeed

Mollygo Sun 16-May-21 16:12:19

Or maybe sit under a big beach umbrella
And Pentatonix singing songs a capella.

A waiter with drinks and delectable food

henetha Sun 16-May-21 11:02:10

Tomatoes look good red, but humans do not.
So do try to find a cool shady spot.

Or maybe sit under a big beach umbrella

Mollygo Sun 16-May-21 07:56:49

Then off on a honeymoon far away in the sun
But take factor 50, sunburn isn’t fun.

Tomatoes look good red, but humans do not.

BrightandBreezy Sat 15-May-21 22:02:28

She's got all these men, she really should share
Make a choice, be loves young dream, not a nightmare

then off on a honeymoon far away in the sun

crazyH Sat 15-May-21 15:55:15

Then he brings a box and goes down on one knee.
He really is, at heart, a sweetie

She’s got all these men, she really should share

Mollygo Sat 15-May-21 13:53:46

She turns him down, she’s not quite sure
Despite her obvious allure.

Then he brings a box and goes down on one knee.

crazyH Sat 15-May-21 13:46:16

In reality, though, I think she’s quite shy
She’s had a few offers from one special guy

She turns him down, she’s not quite sure

Bellanonna Sat 15-May-21 12:08:29

At work? Looks official. Grand meetings? Looks posh.
Flirts with the fellows, but just those with dosh

In reality, though, I think she’s quite shy

Mollygo Sat 15-May-21 01:00:09

My friend Patsy is all airs and graces
Wherever she is, she makes suitable faces.

At work? Looks official. Grand meetings? Looks posh.

crazyH Sat 15-May-21 00:27:54

But when trapped in the house he's a grumpy old man
That’s why I’d rather spend time in my rusty old van

My friend Patsy is all airs and graces

BrightandBreezy Fri 14-May-21 23:27:19

For one thing is true, he's not what he seems
when he meets others he positively beams

But when trapped in the house he's a grumpy old man

henetha Fri 14-May-21 11:11:09

They think he’s being kind. Do you think I should tell?
He'd probably tell me to go to hell.

For one thing is true, he's not what he seems

Mollygo Fri 14-May-21 08:53:52

But he isn’t flirtatious, he’s very shy
He calls them all dear, he forgets names, that’s why.

They think he’s being kind. Do you think I should tell?

BrightandBreezy Fri 14-May-21 00:15:32

I am the envy of all the 'ladies who lunch'
If I bring him with me they'll go out for brunch

but he isn't flirtatious, he's very shy

crazyH Thu 13-May-21 18:43:25

And he's been true to his word as well as generous and kind
My neighbour fancied him, I said “do you mind?”

I am the envy of all the ‘ladies who lunch’