VERSATILE VERSE 3

So consider starting this dilemma afresh.

Sadly I would be inclined to both eat meals and graze.
I'm quietly confident it's only a phase!

I’m a grazer, never have a proper meal.
I quite understand about grazings appeal.

Sadly I would be inclined to both eat meals and graze?.

lazing in the sunshine with a picnic lunch
My idea of heaven is something to munch

I’m a grazer, never have a proper meal

Wherever, reading is a wonderful thing
especially when resting by a river in the Spring

lazing in the sunshine with a picnic lunch

So then it’s put feet up, get on with my book
Either by a roaring fire, or in a shady nook.

Wherever, reading is a wonderful thing

Cook dinners, fix flat tires and type on my phone,
At times, though, when tired, I resort to a moan

So then it’s put feet up, get on with my book

Maths and me are strangers, and science too.
But even without those, there’s loads I can do.

Cook dinners, fix flat tires and type on my phone,

or I will dodge the lessons and disappear home
To be honest, I couldn't teach a garden gnome.

Maths and me are strangers, and science too

Thank heavens he's not yet up to the 'nth term'
coz when it's too hard for me he'll have to get firm

or I will dodge the lessons and disappear home

To keep the lessons fun while he’s learning.
And practising means midnight candles I’m burning.

Thank heavens he’s not yet up to the ‘nth term’.

Mind you that might be because he's only five
And he doesn’t know how much I strive

To keep the lessons fun while he’s learning

My body grows old but my mind is still young
I even do grandson's Maths and think it's great fun

Mind you that might be because he's only five

But never mind the wrapping, I’m beautiful inside
And once upon a time I was a lovely young bride.

My body grows old but my mind is still young

Who tell me all the time I’m absolutely perfect
When I the mirror what I see is far more like a reject

But never mind the wrapping, I’m beautiful inside

My next beauty trick will be a pair of ‘implants’
I just won’t listen to those sycophants

Who tell me all the time I’m absolutely perfect

I should look years younger with a wonderful smile
At night I’ll have to soak it in a bowl of saline

My next beauty trick will be a pair of ‘implants’

The price dentists charge is going through the roof
But it's got to be done as I'am on my last real tooth!

I should look years younger with a wonderful smile

I hope they all come to support my new venture
It's the only way I can afford a new denture.

The price dentists charge is going through the roof

I'll indulge my clients with champagne and cake
And for the children there’s strawberry milkshake

I hope they all come to support my new venture

So I'll open a new branch, take on more staff
let's hope it's successful, we all need a laugh

I'll indulge my clients with champagne and cake

I’m hoping first visits will soon become habits
And they'll all be as happy as fluffy rabbits.

So I'll open a new branch, take on more staff

Bellanonna ????

I’ll offer some health food, cool drinks, nuts and seeds
To enjoy while my massage team tends to their needs

I’m hoping first visits will soon become habits.

Waxing, spray-tanning and threading their brows
And that’s just for the nuns who’ll be breaking their vows

I’ll offer some health food, cool drinks, nuts and seeds

The insurance alone is calling me stress
Will clients look better? That’s anyone’s guess.

Waxing, spray-tanning and threading their brows