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VERSATILE VERSE 3

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crazyH Sat 19-Sept-20 11:09:04

Washed down with cup of builder's tea
An IPad and Games - that'll do me

What's better than relaxing in the sun

Kim19 Thu 06-May-21 08:16:39

So consider starting this dilemma afresh.

Kim19 Thu 06-May-21 08:15:26

Sadly I would be inclined to both eat meals and graze.
I'm quietly confident it's only a phase!

Mollygo Thu 06-May-21 08:06:20

I’m a grazer, never have a proper meal.
I quite understand about grazings appeal.

Sadly I would be inclined to both eat meals and graze?.

crazyH Thu 06-May-21 00:04:05

lazing in the sunshine with a picnic lunch
My idea of heaven is something to munch

I’m a grazer, never have a proper meal

BrightandBreezy Wed 05-May-21 23:33:20

Wherever, reading is a wonderful thing
especially when resting by a river in the Spring

lazing in the sunshine with a picnic lunch

henetha Wed 05-May-21 16:29:28

So then it’s put feet up, get on with my book
Either by a roaring fire, or in a shady nook.

Wherever, reading is a wonderful thing

Bellanonna Wed 05-May-21 10:39:42

Cook dinners, fix flat tires and type on my phone,
At times, though, when tired, I resort to a moan

So then it’s put feet up, get on with my book

Mollygo Mon 03-May-21 11:39:25

Maths and me are strangers, and science too.
But even without those, there’s loads I can do.

Cook dinners, fix flat tires and type on my phone,

henetha Mon 03-May-21 11:35:48

or I will dodge the lessons and disappear home
To be honest, I couldn't teach a garden gnome.

Maths and me are strangers, and science too

BrightandBreezy Sat 01-May-21 23:57:53

Thank heavens he's not yet up to the 'nth term'
coz when it's too hard for me he'll have to get firm

or I will dodge the lessons and disappear home

Mollygo Sat 01-May-21 21:48:00

To keep the lessons fun while he’s learning.
And practising means midnight candles I’m burning.

Thank heavens he’s not yet up to the ‘nth term’.

Pantglas2 Sat 01-May-21 21:28:31

Mind you that might be because he's only five
And he doesn’t know how much I strive

To keep the lessons fun while he’s learning

BrightandBreezy Sat 01-May-21 01:20:56

My body grows old but my mind is still young
I even do grandson's Maths and think it's great fun

Mind you that might be because he's only five

henetha Fri 30-Apr-21 13:15:53

But never mind the wrapping, I’m beautiful inside
And once upon a time I was a lovely young bride.

My body grows old but my mind is still young

Mollygo Fri 30-Apr-21 00:07:00

Who tell me all the time I’m absolutely perfect
When I the mirror what I see is far more like a reject

But never mind the wrapping, I’m beautiful inside

Pantglas2 Thu 29-Apr-21 20:02:22

My next beauty trick will be a pair of ‘implants’
I just won’t listen to those sycophants

Who tell me all the time I’m absolutely perfect

crazyH Thu 29-Apr-21 17:07:54

I should look years younger with a wonderful smile
At night I’ll have to soak it in a bowl of saline

My next beauty trick will be a pair of ‘implants’

threexnanny Thu 29-Apr-21 16:45:28

The price dentists charge is going through the roof
But it's got to be done as I'am on my last real tooth!

I should look years younger with a wonderful smile

henetha Thu 29-Apr-21 10:59:45

I hope they all come to support my new venture
It's the only way I can afford a new denture.

The price dentists charge is going through the roof

Pantglas2 Thu 29-Apr-21 07:17:06

I'll indulge my clients with champagne and cake
And for the children there’s strawberry milkshake

I hope they all come to support my new venture

BrightandBreezy Thu 29-Apr-21 01:17:08

So I'll open a new branch, take on more staff
let's hope it's successful, we all need a laugh

I'll indulge my clients with champagne and cake

henetha Wed 28-Apr-21 10:37:27

I’m hoping first visits will soon become habits
And they'll all be as happy as fluffy rabbits.

So I'll open a new branch, take on more staff

Mollygo Wed 28-Apr-21 00:28:22

Bellanonna ????

I’ll offer some health food, cool drinks, nuts and seeds
To enjoy while my massage team tends to their needs

I’m hoping first visits will soon become habits.

Bellanonna Tue 27-Apr-21 21:32:46

Waxing, spray-tanning and threading their brows
And that’s just for the nuns who’ll be breaking their vows

I’ll offer some health food, cool drinks, nuts and seeds

Mollygo Mon 26-Apr-21 19:52:13

The insurance alone is calling me stress
Will clients look better? That’s anyone’s guess.

Waxing, spray-tanning and threading their brows