VERSATILE VERSE 3

The list of her gateaux makes me start to drool.
But I’d say best by far is her raspberry fool

Once eaten I’ll go for a walk by the stream

Her work ethic is to be admired,
And as for her menu, it’s really inspired

The list of her gateaux makes me start to drool.

She’s never been known to be polite or kind
As to her good points, well I'm not blind

Her work ethic is to be admired

I hope it's warm weather as I'll have to sit outside
Shall I coax buxom Bertha to give me a seat inside?

She’s never been known to be polite or kind

I probably will take a drive up to the coast
and call in at a pub for a delicious roast.

I hope it's warm weather as I'll have to sit outside

Then I come down to Earth when I realise this year
The Borders are closed, can’t go anywhere near

I probably will take a drive up to the Coast

To get it back on track -

I picture myself jetting off on plane
Destination uncertain, but possibly Spain

Then I come down to Earth when I realise this year

This seems to relate back to the last post on page 1 By Henetha 2.10.2020.

To all who helped me on my journey
How can I repay you, I have no money

One day I shall pay you back ‘in kind’

To all who helped me on my journey
“Thankyou, but don’t expect any money”

I shall pay you back soon, in kind

But perhaps it will help my prospects
When I come to pay my respects

To all who helped me on my journey

But can I afford the huge fat fees?
I’m ‘fraud, it will bring me to my knees

But perhaps it will help my prospects

This freedom is starting to go to my head
It’s far more exciting than lying in bed

I picture my self jetting off on a plane

At least I can stop off now at a good country pub
And sit in the garden enjoying the grub

This freedom and is starting to go to my head

I don't have a licence and can't even ride a bike
I'll just have to get out there and go for a hike

At least I can stop off now at a good country pub

Imagine if I'd won some lottery millions
I could have bought a motorbike and then ridden pillion

I don't have a licence and can't even ride a bike

Which bounced of course, my bank accounts nil,
But what if it didn’t? That would be a thrill!

Imagine if I’d won some lottery millions

I have been known to have mucky thoughts
Or write a cheque with too many noughts

Which bounced, of course, my bank account's nil

I’ll write a message on my hand, to remind me to admire
The garden and not let my mind get into a mire

I have been known to have mucky thoughts

And I’ll sit here and criticise while I sip my gin and tonic
If he takes too long, I may resort to gin without the tonic!

I’ll write a message on my hand, to remind me to admire

Then say, maybe next time, he should do it instead.
And while you’re at it, do the shed!

And I’ll sit here and criticise while I sip my Gin & tonic

Then say, maybe next time, he should do it instead.

If it looks like graffiti all over the place
Say, “Bother I thought it looked just like your face.”

So spray it will be, but I must have a steady aim
Or him indoors will say I'm to blame

If it looks like graffiti all over the place

Spray or a brush, now which shall I choose?
When I put them down it's the brush I could loose

So spray it will be, but I must have a steady aim