Limericks 14

Sometimes when the weather is bad
Why not treat yourself - don't be sad
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Sometimes when the weather is bad
Why not treat yourself - don't be sad

There was a well respected man about town
Also known in some quarters as a clown
Like Jekyll and Hyde
You won’t know which side
Or whether to smile or to frown

Sometimes when the weather is bad

There was a well respected man about town
Also known in some quarters as a clown
Like Jekyll and Hyde
You won't know which side

There was a well respected man about town
Also known in some quarters as a clown
Like Jekyll and Hyde

There was a well respected man about town
Also known in some quarters as a clown

I won't get out of bed for less than ...
Ten thousand? No, neither would my Nan
She cared not a fig
Be they small or big
Don't ask me to dance the can-can.

There was a well-respected man about town

I won't get out of bed for less than ...
Ten thousand ? No, neither would my Nan
She cared not a fig
Be they small or big

I won't get out of bed for less than ...
Ten thousand ? No, neither would my Nan
She cared not a fig

I won't get out of bed for less than ...
Ten thousand ? No, neither would my Nan

But modelling is a hard game
And some just never make a name
The catwalk beckons
My partner reckons
I should pout like a moody dame.

I won't get out of bed for less than ...

But modelling is a hard game
And some just never make a name
The catwalk beckons
My partner reckons

But modelling is a hard game
And some just never make a name
The catwalk beckons

But modelling is a hard game
And some just never make a name

I want to be glamorous too
Like people who get in Who’s Who
Gloria or Joan
I really won’t moan
And I might earn a pound or two

But modelling is a hard game

I want to be glamorous too
Like people who get in Who`s Who
Gloria or Joan
I really won`t moan

I want to be glamorous too
Like people who get in Who's Who
Gloria or Joan ?

I want to be glamorous too
Like people who get in Who's Who

But I want straight hair Lottie cried
So on a wig I must decide
Brown or red or blonde
Of highlights I'm fond
The catalogue's such a great guide.

I want to be glamorous too

But I want straight hair Lottie cried
So on a wig I must decide
Brown or red or blonde
Of highlights I’m fond

But I want straight hair Lottie cried
So on a wig I must decide
Brown or red or blonde

But I want straight hair Lottie cried
So on a wig I must decide

But it stayed straight as a poker
Made her look quite like a joker
Not a curl in sight
Gave me quite a fright
It looks worse than mediocre.

But I want straight hair Lottie cried

But it stayed straight as a poker
Made her look quite like a joker
Not a curl in sight
Gave me quite a fright

But it stayed straight as a poker
Made her look quite like a joker
Not a curl in sight