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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sep-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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FarNorth Mon 15-Mar-21 12:53:18

Carrie cut Boris' unkempt hair
She didn’t colour it, it’s still quite fair
His style is a "Mop"

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crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 12:25:13

Carrie cut Boris' unkempt hair
She didn’t colour it, it’s still quite fair

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Mar-21 12:21:04

For myself I love the sting rays
As they move in such graceful ways
But I am afraid
That I'll need first aid
And a hospital stay of some days.

Carrie cut Boris' unkempt hair

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henetha Mon 15-Mar-21 11:33:55

For myself I love the sting rays
As they move in such graceful ways
But I am afraid
That I'll need first aid

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crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 08:47:15

For myself I love the sting rays
As they move in such graceful ways
But I am afraid

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Mar-21 06:51:15

For myself I love the sting rays
As they move in such graceful ways

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Hellogirl1 Sun 14-Mar-21 23:42:59

Starfish are pretty amazing
I could spend all day just gazing
Five arms a-waving
Memory saving
To spend their lives just a-lazing

For myself I love the sting rays

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Grany Sun 14-Mar-21 15:46:31

Starfish are pretty amazing
I could spend all day just gazing
Five arms a-waving
Memory saving

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 14-Mar-21 15:04:30

Starfish are pretty amazing
I could spend all day just gazing
Five arms a-waving

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Mar-21 23:00:00

Starfish are pretty amazing
I could spend all day just gazing

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Hellogirl1 Sat 13-Mar-21 22:40:33

Pretty fish now swimming by
Underwater goggles I`ll try
And a nose clip too
In the sea so blue
Of happiness, I`ll heave a sigh

Starfish are pretty amazing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 13-Mar-21 14:46:16

Pretty fish now swimming by
Underwater goggles I'll try
And a nose clip too
In the sea so blue

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henetha Sat 13-Mar-21 11:28:02

Pretty fish now swimming by
Underwater goggles, I’ll try
And a nose clip too

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crazyH Fri 12-Mar-21 23:23:11

Pretty fish now swimming by
Underwater goggles, I’ll try

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Grany Fri 12-Mar-21 21:20:39

Pretty fish now swimming by

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Grany Fri 12-Mar-21 21:12:15

There once was a large squid called Sid
And in a sunken boat he hid
From a shark called Saul
And his sidekick Paul
Sharks gone freedom now make a bid

Many pretty fish now swimming by

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 12-Mar-21 12:53:07

There once was a large squid called Sid
And in a sunken boat he hid
From a shark called Saul
And his sidekick Paul

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henetha Fri 12-Mar-21 10:23:21

There once was a large squid called Sid
And in a sunken boat he hid
From a shark called Saul

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Juliet27 Fri 12-Mar-21 07:11:16

There once was a large squid called Sid
And in a sunken boat he hid

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FarNorth Thu 11-Mar-21 20:27:23

Life isn’t meant to be easy
Can’t always be bright and breezy
It's an obstacle race
Go at your own pace
Cos going too fast makes you wheezy.

There once was a large squid called Sid

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Mar-21 11:48:56

Life isn't meant to be easy
Can't always be bright and breezy
It's an obstacle race
So put on a brave face

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crazyH Thu 11-Mar-21 11:47:44

Life isn’t meant to be easy
Can’t always be bright and breezy
It's an obstacle race
Go at your own pace

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henetha Thu 11-Mar-21 10:18:27

Life isn’t meant to be easy
Can’t always be bright and breezy
It's an obstacle race

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Mar-21 06:22:02

Life isn’t meant to be easy
Can’t always be bright and breezy

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nanna8 Thu 11-Mar-21 00:20:40

Money doesn’t make you happy
Without it life is rather crappy
Live within means
Eat lots of beans
And be bored,angry and snappy

Life isn’t meant to be easy

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