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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

Juliet27 Wed 06-Jan-21 11:26:54

How I wish I’d got my hair cut ?‍♀️
I look like a long hairy mutt
It gets all matted
Better if plaited

crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 10:45:55

How I wish I’d got my hair cut ?‍♀️
I look like a long hairy mutt
It gets all matted

henetha Wed 06-Jan-21 10:33:00

How I wish I’d got my hair cut ?‍♀️
I look like a long hairy mutt

Juliet27 Wed 06-Jan-21 09:03:52

The weather is showing promise
And with warm sunshine it'll be bliss
To be back outdoors
With kids on all fours
The fresh air we really do miss

How I wish I’d got my hair cut ?‍♀️

crazyH Tue 05-Jan-21 22:01:35

The weather is showing promise
And with warm sunshine it'll be bliss
To be back outdoors
With kids on all fours

Jangran99 Tue 05-Jan-21 21:53:23

The weather is showing promise
And with warm sunshine it'll be bliss
To be back outdoors

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 05-Jan-21 10:10:16

The weather is showing promise
And with warm sunshine it'll be bliss

crazyH Mon 04-Jan-21 13:09:36

Roll on the vaccine, can't wait for it
A quick jab in the arm then you'll be fit
A swift, magic cure
The way to ensure
It’s knocked on the head, Covid !!!

The weather is showing promise

Juliet27 Mon 04-Jan-21 13:04:35

Roll on the vaccine, can't wait for it
A quick jab in the arm then you'll be fit
A swift, magic cure
The way to ensure

FarNorth Mon 04-Jan-21 12:28:08

Roll on the vaccine, can't wait for it
A quick jab in the arm then you'll be fit
A swift, magic cure

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 04-Jan-21 12:18:57

Roll on the vaccine, can't wait for it
A quick jab in the arm then you'll be fit

crazyH Mon 04-Jan-21 00:35:09

Don`t go outside without a mask
Although at times it seems a task
If you're forgetful
You'll look a right fool
Probably end up in a cask

Roll on the vaccine, can’t wait for it

FarNorth Sun 03-Jan-21 23:33:47

Don`t go outside without a mask
Although at times it seems a task
If you're forgetful
You'll look a right fool

Jangran99 Sun 03-Jan-21 23:24:26

Don`t go outside without a mask
Although at times it seems a task
If you're forgetful

Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 22:30:45

Don`t go outside without a mask
Although at times it seems a task

Hellogirl1 Sun 03-Jan-21 21:14:38

Their rights must all be protected
While we stop them from being infected
But a bit grim for now
While onwards we plough
Follow the rules as directed

Don`t go outside without a maskj

Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 15:37:09

Their rights must all be protected
While we stop them being infected
But a bit grim for now
While onwards we plough

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Jan-21 14:00:38

Their rights must all be protected
While we stope them being infected
But a bit grim for now

henetha Sun 03-Jan-21 12:23:46

Their rights must all be protected
While we stop them being infected

Jangran99 Sun 03-Jan-21 08:18:43

Young people have suffered enough
For them it is really tough
What of their futures?
Formed by home tutors?
Their prospects we cannot handcuff

Their rights must all be protected

Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 08:08:06

Young people have suffered enough
For them it is really tough
What of their futures?
Formed by home tutors?

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 02-Jan-21 11:17:37

Young people have suffered enough
For them it it really tough
What of their future?

crazyH Fri 01-Jan-21 22:19:31

Young people have suffered enough
For them it is really tough

Jangran99 Fri 01-Jan-21 22:03:56

We`ll keep to all the lockdown rules
Not risk being called lockdown fools
But some are naughty
Don't do what they oughtae
Which ends in the closure of schools

Young people have suffered enough

FarNorth Fri 01-Jan-21 19:06:40

We`ll keep to all the lockdown rules
Not risk being called lockdown fools
But some are naughty
Don't do what they oughtae

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